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  • #345896

    I thought i did turned out just to be wind

    #345897

    @esmeralda wrote:

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

    I started the day with a brisk whizz down the Cresta Run before making an assault on Mount Eiger. Then I had breakfast.
    The afternoon has proved trickier as I snagged my stockings getting parachuted into Helmand province for a blether with the Taliban. Nice boys, love their old mums.
    Tonight I will be taking it easy, knitting a cardigan from the ear fluff of a patagonian panther..gotta go wrestle it off first. A woman’s work..eh?
    :roll:

    so what great heights tommorow we wonder? i had thursdayitus, no washing up done as i left for work, no bed made no nuffin, but been to me freinds house for lunch and had a wonderful lunch yummmmmmm lol and been completely useless since….. methinks its siesta time zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    #345898

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    You forgot to mention the ironing esme, a vital part of any day for a woman.

    Isn’t it though..

    #345899

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

    :evil: :evil: i have cleaned every room.swept and mopped floors. done my own washing and my brothers.
    ventured into smallest beings bedroom.had a minor tantrum….but cleaned it anyway.
    entered larger beings bedroom.had an even bigger tantrum.but cleaned his as well. :evil: fed the animals .twice……..hung washing…..brought it in and folded it……..must admit i looked at ironing an thort sod that!
    and all bcos we have been promised a HOT day tmorrow.so i can sit out in the garden without feeling guilty. :roll:

    #345900

    scrub the bit about sittin in the garden…..mr pats just had a phone call……..
    hello
    hello whos this?
    your bestest grandaughter grandad………
    pause while he tries to think which one
    oh hello whats wrong
    can i sleep tommorrow grandad??
    course you can……
    its meeeee elle….
    well i knew that!…..(liar)
    see u in the morning then grandad :D

    grrrrrrrrr.

    #345901

    @pats wrote:

    scrub the bit about sittin in the garden…..mr pats just had a phone call……..
    hello
    hello whos this?
    your bestest grandaughter grandad………
    pause while he tries to think which one
    oh hello whats wrong
    can i sleep tommorrow grandad??
    course you can……
    its meeeee elle….
    well i knew that!…..(liar)
    see u in the morning then grandad :D

    grrrrrrrrr.

    think its called murphy’s law Pats. Whatever its called the law is an ass!

    #345902

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    scrub the bit about sittin in the garden…..mr pats just had a phone call……..
    hello
    hello whos this?
    your bestest grandaughter grandad………
    pause while he tries to think which one
    oh hello whats wrong
    can i sleep tommorrow grandad??
    course you can……
    its meeeee elle….
    well i knew that!…..(liar)
    see u in the morning then grandad :D

    grrrrrrrrr.

    think its called murphy’s law Pats. Whatever its called the law is an ass!

    just told kel……..now they are discussing water bomb fights and god knows what…….waste of time me doing the floors it seems.
    :roll:

    #345903

    @pats wrote:

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

    :evil: :evil: i have cleaned every room.swept and mopped floors. done my own washing and my brothers.
    ventured into smallest beings bedroom.had a minor tantrum….but cleaned it anyway.
    entered larger beings bedroom.had an even bigger tantrum.but cleaned his as well. :evil: fed the animals .twice……..hung washing…..brought it in and folded it……..must admit i looked at ironing an thort sod that!
    and all bcos we have been promised a HOT day tmorrow.so i can sit out in the garden without feeling guilty. :roll:

    My heart bleeds…honestly, it does. Practically breaking :lol:

    #345904

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

    :evil: :evil: i have cleaned every room.swept and mopped floors. done my own washing and my brothers.
    ventured into smallest beings bedroom.had a minor tantrum….but cleaned it anyway.
    entered larger beings bedroom.had an even bigger tantrum.but cleaned his as well. :evil: fed the animals .twice……..hung washing…..brought it in and folded it……..must admit i looked at ironing an thort sod that!
    and all bcos we have been promised a HOT day tmorrow.so i can sit out in the garden without feeling guilty. :roll:

    My heart bleeds…honestly, it does. Practically breaking :lol:

    goes an finds sunny……………….. :lol:

    #345905

    And here’s me trying to be sympathetic to your efforts. Honestly, I don’t know why I bother sometimes :lol:

    It’s like when my mum complains about the bathroom being a mess when she’s here, I’m quite happy for her to clean it but does she appreciate my kindness?

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