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  • #345776

    ment to also had the forsale sign @ the tw@tlites whom stay next to me…. YIIPPPPPEEEEE THERE EFFIN MOVIN…………… bunch o tossers lol the neighbours havin a thx fc k there leavin party lol

    #345777

    Poli and sharon made me smile smiling

    my gazebos collapsed
    my garden looks like a hurricanes hit it (as does my house but no change there)
    my dirty pots and pans have congealed
    i’ve finally spoken to my next door neighbour after 2 years
    and I havent had a decent shug for ages

    BUT I’M SMILING :D :D :D :D :D :D

    #345778

    phone rings…

    two giggling girls…

    asked for my youngest…

    he goes red, says “hello?”

    they giggle and hang up.

    bless! x

    #345779

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    ment to also had the forsale sign @ the tw@tlites whom stay next to me…. YIIPPPPPEEEEE THERE EFFIN MOVIN…………… bunch o tossers lol the neighbours havin a thx fc k there leavin party lol

    you seen my “for sale” sign up then did you? :shock:

    #345780

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    ment to also had the forsale sign @ the tw@tlites whom stay next to me…. YIIPPPPPEEEEE THERE EFFIN MOVIN…………… bunch o tossers lol the neighbours havin a thx fc k there leavin party lol

    you seen my “for sale” sign up then did you? :shock:

    since when did u play the flute bands and sing the sash..?? lol oh and fly ulster flag..?? well he used to until sumone set it on fire… lol

    #345781

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    ment to also had the forsale sign @ the tw@tlites whom stay next to me…. YIIPPPPPEEEEE THERE EFFIN MOVIN…………… bunch o tossers lol the neighbours havin a thx fc k there leavin party lol

    you seen my “for sale” sign up then did you? :shock:

    since when did u play the flute bands and sing the sash..?? lol oh and fly ulster flag..?? well he used to until sumone set it on fire… lol

    lol there would be no wedding if I sang that lol… there was some choice words last week ast he orange walk marched past… had to give him a slap :lol:

    #345782

    I smiled when rambo ripped the throat out of the baddy with his bare hands god i feel like doing that to some c00nts in here at times 8)

    #345783

    @sunny wrote:

    I smiled when rambo ripped the throat out of the baddy with his bare hands god i feel like doing that to some c00nts in here at times 8)

    aint seen the new rambo film waitin til its 3 quid a dvd lol cheapskate that i am… we’re in disney heaven the nite just nip fir a wee ciggie while they decide what we’re watchin yet its a fight between the Goonies or ghostbusters 2…. watch junglebook there Alfie loved it, up to three four… may pop backs l8ter

    #345784

    @dreamsprite wrote:

    I SMILED WHEN I SET MY CAT ON FIRE

    Ok im a sick bi tch but i laughed at that :oops:

    #345785

    Finally getting to use the term ‘They’re a couple of Happy Slappers’ in context at work. Been waiting for that one, even better was the response ‘Is there any other kind?’

    The lighter side of crime :lol:

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