What made you smile chapter 49

@American Woman wrote:

For Pete

Now you at least had to crack a smile at that!

:)

I’M puggled ! been down to help my daughter for the wee mans birthday party in an hour eek !

I smiled as he demanded i try out his new chute,and NO way would my voluptious erse fit in it ! I placated him by putting a series of soft toys and wee cars down it. I had visions of being stuck in a bairns chute the entire night !

try explaining THAT to some hassled N.H.S worker !

this is a wee chubby chute thing,,all scaled down to fit a 2-4 year old. and he would have LOVED to see me stuck there ,whinging,while he spoon fed me silverskin onions with no vinegar left in them,and soggy crisps ! I knew by looking sharon, that the mathmatics of my Erse and That chute did NOT make e=mc 2…

a sign im feeling my age,,as 2 years ago id have been down it,,belly up !

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

this is a wee chubby chute thing,,all scaled down to fit a 2-4 year old. and he would have LOVED to see me stuck there ,whinging,while he spoon fed me silverskin onions with no vinegar left in them,and soggy crisps ! I knew by looking sharon, that the mathmatics of my Erse and That chute did NOT make e=mc 2…

a sign im feeling my age,,as 2 years ago id have been down it,,belly up !

:lol: whoosh… there goes supergran!

and THERE goes the chute attached to her erse…. whoosh !

@pete wrote:

nope nothing

Not even the 60% of the day you spend on this message board whilst pursuing a wage? Perhaps you should cut down on one of the two? Get out a bit in your spare time, see a few people? It’s much more rewarding than making siggy’s for poor unsuspecting women, I’m sure.