Just reading the paper..
Some bloke from my area claims that he seen a ball of flames flying in the sky t’other night. “I weren’t drunk” he claims, because his son and his mates seen it too..
Now, he didn’t have enough time to go get his camera as he was too fascinated by what he was seeing. “T’was like a hot air balloon on fire.” he said.. “It flew off in the Cardiff direction”..
Now, don’t get me wrong, but maybe it was in fact a fekking hot air balloon on fire, and how does he know it was going towards Cardiff?