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  • #346696

    smiling is like sex in that i give up

    #346697

    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
    She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am
    and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

    ‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.’

    She responds,
    ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
    #1, You have to be single
    #2, You must be Catholic.
    # 3, I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.

    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    ‘Yes, I’m single, Catholic, and I’m happy to enter from behind!’

    ‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

    The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    ‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’

    ‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish..’

    The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to fancy dress party.’

    #346698

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #346699

    PML.. :lol:

    #346700

    My brother in law :lol:

    He came running back in the house earlier shouting he forgot his wrappers :?
    He came back down to us all looking at him really stupid like and he said “well I got to wrapper up my whacker before I attack her”
    Daft b@st@rd :lol:

    #346701

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    My brother in law :lol:

    He came running back in the house earlier shouting he forgot his wrappers :?
    He came back down to us all looking at him really stupid like and he said “well I got to wrapper up my whacker before I attack her”
    Daft b@st@rd :lol:

    i so didnt understand a word of that. :shock: 8)

    #346702

    Get Mr Pats to say it in his Scottish accent, really fast. Mind, wrappers are condoms :lol:

    #346703

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    Get Mr Pats to say it in his Scottish accent, really fast. Mind, wrappers are condoms :lol:

    :oops: :oops: :D

    #346704

    checkin out the drunken pm’s i sent last night pmsl i shud step away from the keyboard when i had one over the top, now come on you lot bet u done at one time or another too lol

    #346705

    @cath 55 wrote:

    checkin out the drunken pm’s i sent last night pmsl i shud step away from the keyboard when i had one over the top, now come on you lot bet u done at one time or another too lol

    :-k nah just you cath :wink: :lol:

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