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@yoda wrote:
Watching my neighbour fall over this morning when he was putting his wheelie bin out
:twisted: :twisted:
The simple things in life, eh?
One of the funniest things I ever saw was an old lady falling off a bus (may the gods forgive me but I reckon i’m paying for it now) when I was coming home from Uni one day, the bus pulled into a stop, and the old dear approached..lifted up one leg towards the step..one arm towards the railing….then toppled off backwards..
Well, the driver dashed round to help her, the front seat passengers clambered down to assist him..and I slid down into my seat howling in paroxysms of hysterical glee.
The more I knew I shouldn’t do it, the more I howled..face scarlet..tears streaming..snot blinding me.
Eventually, old wifey settled..the journey commenced..with me getting glared at in the driver’s mirror; so much so that I got off two stops early just so I could stand doubled up in the street screaming with laughter.
I’m b.b.bbad to the bone!
:evil:pml esme. i’m afraid i’m like you.i laugh at the baddest things. walkin to school one mornin my kid has the habit of walking backwards talkin to me.well the inevetable happened.he turned around an headbutted a lampost…..i was helpless laughin while my mate picked him up. :oops: :oops: but the worst thing ever was.an i feel awful to this day……..was mr pats getting a phone call one day…….he went pale and i sed whats wrong….he sed.my auntie annie has just dropped dead in asdas. well having the sick mind i have i had visions of her toppling into a freezer full of veg….before i could stop myself i spluttered and creased up. :oops: :oops: mr pats was livid….i had to avoid him for ages ccos everytime i thought about it i set off gigglin. you can imagine the funeral……..itwas agony but by then i had learned to control myself.
following on, I told when i told my mum that our family doctor had died, she said ‘but i’ve got an appointment with him on tuesday’! To which I replies ‘ well one of you wont be there’! she was not amused lol bless her.
Those last three posts have me in fits laffin …… just the thing for a miserable rainy friday :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@chess wrote:
Those last three posts have me in fits laffin …… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I’ll second that :lol: :lol:nothing worse for humour than when my ex said to his sister when she came back out of theatre after having a leg amputated, ‘ i dunno sis’ he sed, let you out of my sight for 3 hours and you come back legless!!! ffs lol
Ive LMAO at those posts :lol:
I remember when I first moved up here with Pluty. My sister flew up and surprised me on boxing day, was over the moon. We decided to go to Pease Bay one day, was cold, we was all bundled up in our winter stuff, had a blast.
we decided to come home, was getting dark, Pluty driving, im in the front, kids and my sister in the back. We yakking away and all of a sudden Pluty shouts “oh fuck” and swerves the car, there was a man pushing a buggy on the side of the road. we just didnt see him.
I nearly died laughing, I couldnt stop. I had tears streaming down my face, my sister and the kids were laughing at me laughing but Pluty had to stop the car, he said, “your sick you are! How can you find that funny? I neally sconed that poor blokey with the baby!!!”
The more he went on the more I laughed, even now as im typing, I am LAUGHING, its been 5 effing years and I still laugh about it :lol: [/b]We are all going to hell, girls..not in a handcart..but by foot..over every jagged hot coal of the way..
Lead the way Esme, Heaven will be dull anyways! :lol:
Being P*ssed…oh it feels good…but know im gonna suffa! :wink:
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