What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get hold of I understand

I know, I queued for hours but I missed out….there was a woman selling her ticket on the black market but I couldn’t get a 12 inch round pork pie in time

I gave velvet that ticket; that woman is unscrupulous. Half that pie should have been mine!

I heard she settled for a dozen scotch eggs instead…

I could arrange a repeat performance if you are so upset at missing out

What, just for me? :oops:

Having a mobile phone signal at home for the first time since we moved here 13 years ago. Its making me jump every time it rings or pings !! :D

An Ishikawa moment

@tatler wrote:

That special someone ..

Ditto :D

“kind” explanations on the mad woman by text :lol: