What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@susieq wrote:

blimey it’s catching . . . texts, calls, callers, flowers and now followers :lol:

not playing anymore . . tis not fair *stamps feet

goes off to find myself a stalker

pmsl susie… i’ll bring you something tall dark and handsome back from you know where :wink:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a God after all !!!! :lol:

A proposition from a customer :shock: :lol:

@susieq wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A proposition from a customer :shock: :lol:

FGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x

:lol:

not the kind of proposition you want, trust me! :lol:

The Proposition

Him: Can I buy the necklace without the earrings?
Me: Of course, people do it all the time
Him: Unless I could make you a proposition on buying them together at a reduced price
Me: (innocently) What kind of proposition?
Him: (gesturing to the therapy area) Well we could always….

wtf? :shock:

I sent him off with a flea in his ear and the necklace and no earrings, and even then he had the nerve to ask for it to be gift wrapped free of charge like they do in France!
Had a good laugh afterwards though :lol:

Reading jens lil ditties. :lol: