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  • #123860

    @jen_jen wrote:

    only with lashings of Branston though :wink:

    well you can take the girl out of wales………………………….

    #123861

    I didn’t think Velvet was welsh….

    #123862

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I didn’t think Velvet was welsh….

    Give a girl pork pie and all is revealed

    I will say no more

    James

    #123863

    All??? :shock:

    (hopes Velvet didn’t tell James about the bristle rash)

    #123864

    @jen_jen wrote:

    All??? :shock:

    (hopes Velvet didn’t tell James about the bristle rash)

    That is why I recommend badger hair, so much softer and less inclined to inflame. If necessary, try mixing aloe vera in the cream and massage in slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly if you get my drift.

    Boy Scout First Aid Badge, first class, 19xx. Thank you BP.

    #123865

    errr excuse me… I am here you know….. and i’m not welsh either lmao (not that there is anything wrong with being welsh)

    Now run along and play nice whilst i finish off my pork pie :lol: ( although i am now wondering if james likes to use metaphors )

    ergo…. when is a pork pie not a pork pie ?

    ps: never mentioned the rash jen…. has it gone now ? got myself a new epilator for next time :wink:

    #123866

    @jen_jen wrote:

    James, once Velvet’s finished with it there’ll be nothing left!

    Thanks for this one Jen…….. copious amounts of wipes to get the coffee i spat out all over keyboard and screen :shock:

    #123867

    The rash is clearing up nicely thank you…guess I’ll cancel that bulk order of aloe vera then :wink: :lol:

    And I didn’t realise James was a Boy Scout…did you get your badge in knot-tying too James?

    #123868

    A phone conversation, a seemingly innocent comment and a song!

    Anyone got a cure for a fit of the giggles? :lol:

    #123869

    For the last hour or so my laptop has been making a noise like a geiger counter…I have been getting increasingly concerned and wondering when I last did a backup…and I have just realised the sound is caused by a website I have open for a cattery and it’s supposed to be the sound of a cat purring!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Blonde? Me? Naaaaah! :lol:

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