What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@james54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

Last time i looked they did not sell Pork Pies in Ann Summers :? The mind boggles

@james54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Errrr I am north :lol: and not far from the Pork Pie factory

@jen_jen wrote:

@james54 wrote:

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Now there’s an offer you don’t get every day! :lol:

Nah Jen.. he forgot the bransons pickle :shock: heinous crime !!!!

@james54 wrote:

That’s handy, a girl by a factory pork pie shop.

Checks…………clogs, pork pie (velvet to provide), do it yourself tattoo kit, two pints of mackeson and some lard. I know how to show a girl a good time. Oh, nearly forgot the Debenhams credit card, like to flash a bit of class, lets hope she doesn’t check the expiry date and if her eyesight is good I will have to pretend its in my maiden name.

Absolutely laughing my chops off you nutter……. at least i can now toddle off home smiling……. lard lol… can we not have bread and dripping :)

Well I told you last time not to whip it out until you’d turned the lights out!

You should have offered her Branston Pickle James, I think she legged it with the pork pie :wink: :lol: