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@jen_jen wrote:
A bacon, brie and cranberry sandwich, freshly made and still warm, and no interruptions while I savoured it…someone told me it was better than sex, it’s good but not that good!
got me wanting one of those now :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
A bacon, brie and cranberry sandwich, freshly made and still warm, and no interruptions while I savoured it…someone told me it was better than sex, it’s good but not that good!
funnily enough I heard that too; I love the sandwich, so sex must be good, Jen, let’s give it a go shall we?
Anyway, in the real world, two references made me smile :)
@james54 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
A bacon, brie and cranberry sandwich, freshly made and still warm, and no interruptions while I savoured it…someone told me it was better than sex, it’s good but not that good!
funnily enough I heard that too; I love the sandwich, so sex must be good, Jen, let’s give it a go shall we?
Anyway, in the real world, two references made me smile :)
Ummm…..is that a proposition James? :shock: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
@james54 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
A bacon, brie and cranberry sandwich, freshly made and still warm, and no interruptions while I savoured it…someone told me it was better than sex, it’s good but not that good!
funnily enough I heard that too; I love the sandwich, so sex must be good, Jen, let’s give it a go shall we?
Anyway, in the real world, two references made me smile :)
Ummm…..is that a proposition James? :shock: :lol:
I have been saving my virginity for someone special, Jen; or indeed the first person to ask. So YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54 and a virgin? :shock: :lol:
a tragic set of circumstances, to be sure, and a story that will be long in the telling…….
but would you want me to be a virgin at 55, jen, when you have the power to change things?
Crying into my brie and bacon and cranberry sandwich, the brie melting into the fresh crusty bread soaked in cranberry sauce, and only me and my shirt here to share it
Please get up off your knees James, begging is so unattractive in a man I find.
A woman like me needs wooing, not just hey how about it…so, can you woo me?
nope, I am a sort of caveman really, hampered only by my wooden leg and the parrot giving me advice which quite frankly isn’t a help because I didn’t learn his vocabulary at the convent school.
A hairy caveman? I like a man with broad shoulders and a hairy chest….if not, send the parrot, I’ll translate for you :wink: :lol:
A woman who speaks parrot! Where have you been all my life? Did you know Dr Doolittle was my favourite film? What are you doing on Wednesday?
I can see nothing but bliss ahead with you Jen, even if I retain my 54 year record.
:wink:
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