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  • #123280

    @james54 wrote:

    do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

    haemorrhoids

    #123281

    and the 4 letter shorten version is hems? :lol:

    #123282

    Pleeeeeeeeease don’t tell me I’m the only one who can think of a 12-letter word that fits and would make you smile.

    I don’t believe you James! :P

    #123283

    @pete wrote:

    @james54 wrote:

    do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

    haemorrhoids

    Though some will say they’re a pain in the ar/se :lol:

    #123284

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Pleeeeeeeeease don’t tell me I’m the only one who can think of a 12-letter word that fits and would make you smile.

    I don’t believe you James! :P

    If certain people got haemorroids that would make me smile :P

    #123285

    I just thought of one jen!!! If it is the one you are thinking of you are a little minx!!!

    #123286

    Moi? smiles innocently in a butter-wouldn’t-melt kind of way…. :wink:

    #123287

    catching jen in a butter wouldn’t melt moment makes me feel like david attenborough waiting to catch giraffes mating; it takes an inordinate amount of patience, careful photography and positioning of cameras, and if you blink you miss it and have to wait another year :)

    #123288

    At least you’d only have wait a year and not a decade, unlike some people :P

    Besides, it’s other people leading me astray that are to blame, I’m innocent I tells ya

    (is glad she retrieved her halo from around her ankles, knocked the dents out, polished it and put it above her head in time for the Nativity play)

    #123289

    I just had to pull that red cord here in the home. The nurses are right now applying small electrodes to try and stablilise my heart beat, suddenly erratic due to a seismic shock at the declaration of innocence of she-who-cannot-be-named

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