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20 May, 2006 at 9:52 pm #120240
How about your OH smothered in chocolate whilst having sex? :lol:
20 May, 2006 at 10:46 pm #120241I chuckled today at my sons first hangover :lol: bless
20 May, 2006 at 11:56 pm #120242A PM from an old friend :D xx
21 May, 2006 at 12:11 am #120243I never even dreamed to be saying this: the eurovision victory made me smile :lol:
21 May, 2006 at 6:23 pm #120244@*Sian* wrote:
things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:
And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:
21 May, 2006 at 9:15 pm #120245@*Sian* wrote:
@*GG* wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:
And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:
I am sober young man!!! 8)
Oh pete here it goes…
this post was removed from the arts section.
Total Control
By Geoff Anscombe
Do as I say and not as I do
I’ve taken complete control of you
Well and truly sucked you in
Mental abuse, now where to begin?I’ll tell you that I love you so
I’ll throw a line and let you go
But making sure you’re tied quite tight
To string you back at my delight.I’ll have a string of other men
I’ll even tell you now and then
I’ll then pretend to be so kind
Because I have control of your mindI’ll put on a show for others to see
The cute and friendly person thats me
So when you fall along the way
They’ll not believe a word you sayAnd while I do all this to please
Don’t ever keep your mind at ease
Or else I’ll have to pull that string
And make you dance and make you singTo my tune and when I’m done
I’ll kick you out for another one
You’re just a bore and have served your use
A new victim needed for mental abuseYou see I’m too stupid to realise
I can hurt from deciet and lies
I never meant to control your mind
It’s all your fault you were just to kindI never took you for a fool
Ok I did but it was cool
To see the pain I put you through
And you believed it all was trueSo do as I say and not as I do
I enjoyed the complete contol over you
You were easy, what can I say
More mental abuse is on its way.Sad it was removed really… I thought it was a great poem, it showed great insight into a sick, evil and twisted mans mind.
ooooooooooo norty norty!!!
Talking to arkle made me smile… I have missed him
22 May, 2006 at 12:03 am #120246@*Sian* wrote:
@*GG* wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:
And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:
I am sober young man!!! 8)
Oh pete here it goes…
this post was removed from the arts section.
Total Control
By Geoff Anscombe
Do as I say and not as I do
I’ve taken complete control of you
Well and truly sucked you in
Mental abuse, now where to begin?I’ll tell you that I love you so
I’ll throw a line and let you go
But making sure you’re tied quite tight
To string you back at my delight.I’ll have a string of other men
I’ll even tell you now and then
I’ll then pretend to be so kind
Because I have control of your mindI’ll put on a show for others to see
The cute and friendly person thats me
So when you fall along the way
They’ll not believe a word you sayAnd while I do all this to please
Don’t ever keep your mind at ease
Or else I’ll have to pull that string
And make you dance and make you singTo my tune and when I’m done
I’ll kick you out for another one
You’re just a bore and have served your use
A new victim needed for mental abuseYou see I’m too stupid to realise
I can hurt from deciet and lies
I never meant to control your mind
It’s all your fault you were just to kindI never took you for a fool
Ok I did but it was cool
To see the pain I put you through
And you believed it all was trueSo do as I say and not as I do
I enjoyed the complete contol over you
You were easy, what can I say
More mental abuse is on its way.Sad it was removed really… I thought it was a great poem, it showed great insight into a sick, evil and twisted mans mind.
Excellent Poem Sian – Why was it removed? I read it as the remarkable workings of a woman’s mind. Which would leave me to believe that it was removed because it hit too close to the heart for some. Just my un-artistic view on it. :roll: :wink:
22 May, 2006 at 12:34 am #120247But do you think that may have been his interpetation of what a woman was thinking when his heart was broken?
Dang – Now we’re getting deep. :lol: :lol: :lol:
22 May, 2006 at 12:52 pm #120248:shock: that was one freaky poem sian!!!……………..wat med me smile today..a txt from someone who was drunk as a skunk in msn last nite. 8)
22 May, 2006 at 3:31 pm #120249a answerphone message of me sister
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