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    How about your OH smothered in chocolate whilst having sex? :lol:

    #120241

    I chuckled today at my sons first hangover :lol: bless

    #120242

    A PM from an old friend :D xx

    #120243

    I never even dreamed to be saying this: the eurovision victory made me smile :lol:

    #120244

    GG

    @*Sian* wrote:

    things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:

    And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:

    #120245

    @*Sian* wrote:

    @*GG* wrote:

    @*Sian* wrote:

    things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:

    And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:

    I am sober young man!!! 8)

    Oh pete here it goes…

    this post was removed from the arts section.

    Total Control

    By Geoff Anscombe

    Do as I say and not as I do
    I’ve taken complete control of you
    Well and truly sucked you in
    Mental abuse, now where to begin?

    I’ll tell you that I love you so
    I’ll throw a line and let you go
    But making sure you’re tied quite tight
    To string you back at my delight.

    I’ll have a string of other men
    I’ll even tell you now and then
    I’ll then pretend to be so kind
    Because I have control of your mind

    I’ll put on a show for others to see
    The cute and friendly person thats me
    So when you fall along the way
    They’ll not believe a word you say

    And while I do all this to please
    Don’t ever keep your mind at ease
    Or else I’ll have to pull that string
    And make you dance and make you sing

    To my tune and when I’m done
    I’ll kick you out for another one
    You’re just a bore and have served your use
    A new victim needed for mental abuse

    You see I’m too stupid to realise
    I can hurt from deciet and lies
    I never meant to control your mind
    It’s all your fault you were just to kind

    I never took you for a fool
    Ok I did but it was cool
    To see the pain I put you through
    And you believed it all was true

    So do as I say and not as I do
    I enjoyed the complete contol over you
    You were easy, what can I say
    More mental abuse is on its way.

    Sad it was removed really… I thought it was a great poem, it showed great insight into a sick, evil and twisted mans mind.

    ooooooooooo norty norty!!!

    Talking to arkle made me smile… I have missed him :cry:

    #120246

    @*Sian* wrote:

    @*GG* wrote:

    @*Sian* wrote:

    things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:

    And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:

    I am sober young man!!! 8)

    Oh pete here it goes…

    this post was removed from the arts section.

    Total Control

    By Geoff Anscombe

    Do as I say and not as I do
    I’ve taken complete control of you
    Well and truly sucked you in
    Mental abuse, now where to begin?

    I’ll tell you that I love you so
    I’ll throw a line and let you go
    But making sure you’re tied quite tight
    To string you back at my delight.

    I’ll have a string of other men
    I’ll even tell you now and then
    I’ll then pretend to be so kind
    Because I have control of your mind

    I’ll put on a show for others to see
    The cute and friendly person thats me
    So when you fall along the way
    They’ll not believe a word you say

    And while I do all this to please
    Don’t ever keep your mind at ease
    Or else I’ll have to pull that string
    And make you dance and make you sing

    To my tune and when I’m done
    I’ll kick you out for another one
    You’re just a bore and have served your use
    A new victim needed for mental abuse

    You see I’m too stupid to realise
    I can hurt from deciet and lies
    I never meant to control your mind
    It’s all your fault you were just to kind

    I never took you for a fool
    Ok I did but it was cool
    To see the pain I put you through
    And you believed it all was true

    So do as I say and not as I do
    I enjoyed the complete contol over you
    You were easy, what can I say
    More mental abuse is on its way.

    Sad it was removed really… I thought it was a great poem, it showed great insight into a sick, evil and twisted mans mind.

    Excellent Poem Sian – Why was it removed? I read it as the remarkable workings of a woman’s mind. Which would leave me to believe that it was removed because it hit too close to the heart for some. Just my un-artistic view on it. :roll: :wink:

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    But do you think that may have been his interpetation of what a woman was thinking when his heart was broken?

    Dang – Now we’re getting deep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #120248

    :shock: that was one freaky poem sian!!!……………..wat med me smile today..a txt from someone who was drunk as a skunk in msn last nite. 8)

    #120249

    a answerphone message of me sister

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