Oh they make me laugh so much! witnessed an elderly lady almost coming to blows with a bloke in his 30s over the last turkey crown!
only people who say goodwill to all men are the ones who have done all their shopping! until then its everyman for himself!
oooo reminds me i need some emergency pressies! you know the sort, someone comes round with a gift for you and you havent got them anything!
so you say oooo hang on! il go and get yours!
(dash upstairs to emergency pressie stash and grab a tin of celebrations write the tag out and voila!)