What made u smile today………..again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about this one:

Dick Cheney rushes into the President’s daily briefing

“More bad news, Mr President, we’ve just heard that 3 Brazilian soldiers
have been killed by terrorists”

“Oh my God!” cries Bush, thrusting his head into his hands

The room is filled will a chilling silence before Bush eventually looks
up and asks

“How many is a brazilian?” :D

Attending Sunday Morning Mass made me smile today!

That’s right guys, T’iz goes to Church. Bet you didn’t know that did you?

Bit nervous today, we were singing hymns, “Allelujah” but i thought i’d be clever and sing the lyrics to “Who the F/uck is Alice?” Poor Betty Jones had an heart attack. Not because of me singing, but everytime i came to the bit: “Living next door to Alice,” the priest would stand and say: “Alice, Alice, who the f/uck is Alice?”

Someone nicked the Charity box too. D’you know what sickens me the most about that though? What sickens me is the fact that it takes ages getting the b/loody lid off the things!

Goin round me mums for a roast beef dinner……..it’s the simple things in life ahhhhhhhh :D

I love me mum 8)

@geordiebird wrote:

omg just watched robbie williams on TOTP
hes looking mighty fine :wink: =P~

stop dribbling and put ur tongue away woman it’s not pretty :lol: :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

i cant help it =P~
soooooooo fit :lol:

You ever seen him in the flesh geordie……..I went to see him a few yrs back he’s awesome on stage…….a real entertainer……cheeky lil f*ck that he is :lol: