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  • #115810

    pml ty
    but i can manage my hair fine myself and i dont wear dresses as im short and they tend to look silly

    #115811

    no u will look like perfect woman with dress and you can not manage ur own hair,,havin a real womans hairstyle takes another real woman to do it. it takes long time but worth it.

    i own a chain of businesses so dont worry i will pay for it and i wont take no for answer mrs gordie

    #115812

    right ok your on :wink: :lol:

    #115813

    u must not smoke because women who smoke are dykes who wish they were big biker men ok mrs gordie,,i will even treat u to some real perfume not that silly boots brand that todays women wear

    #115814

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    you do make me laugh gent

    #115815

    i like u mrs gordie u can be my mistress, my wife will be pleased because it means she can clean more at night instead of tending to my high sexual desires every 10 minutes,,,but im sorry real women dont touch other women so i cant promise u any 3some with us ok?

    #115816

    as long as you spend lots of money on me ill be your mistress :wink:

    #115817

    @geordiebird wrote:

    as long as you spend lots of money on me ill be your mistress :wink:

    of course mistress gordie we are going to dinner ball this weekend so i want u to wear expensive necklace and classy dress so u look really beutiful and i can be envy of all other men im sure u are much more beutiful than there mistresses

    #115818

    @*Sian* wrote:

    Yeah why bother, men never do :roll: :lol:

    im sorry ur husband isnt a true gent to u mrs sian, a mans job shud be to work to provide for his family and decorate his wife in beutiful jewels and clothing in return his wife must look after children, bare many sons and keep a nice clean house

    mistresses dont need to do house work they just have fun and please her mister and go to his balls

    #115819

    a true gent never has more than 2 mistresses,,i am very faithful see i am sorry mrs sian

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