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  • #124950

    Shucks, just with my words? :twisted:

    #124951

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Shucks, just with my words? :twisted:

    You know what happened last time. That cushion got a lot of unkind comments.

    #124952

    Well you’ll just have to remember your safe word next time :P

    #124953

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Well you’ll just have to remember your safe word next time :P

    And you had better bring your ear trumpet.

    #124954

    Oh yes, I remember how much you enjoyed that last time :P

    #124955
    jen_jen wrote:
    Oh yes, I remember how much you enjoyed that last time :P[/quote

    It was the whole ensemble, bathchair, tartan rug, granny glasses, and the innocence of a stroll on Eastbourne pier. You still owe me an ice cream.

    #124956

    You didn’t tell me you’d taken old Mrs Smith out…I wondered why she’d changed her will, leaving you a small bequest for “services rendered”…just enough to cover fish and chips on the pier followed by a 99. For future reference, my house is the one with the green door, Mrs Smith has a red door….unless…omg, are you colour blind? You didn’t say!

    #124957

    @jen_jen wrote:

    You didn’t tell me you’d taken old Mrs Smith out…I wondered why she’d changed her will, leaving you a small bequest for “services rendered”…just enough to cover fish and chips on the pier followed by a 99. For future reference, my house is the one with the green door, Mrs Smith has a red door….unless…omg, are you colour blind? You didn’t say!

    I did sign, though; after all, absence of ear trumpet makes conversation one sided, and as much as I like talking to myself I still like someone who says yes occasionally. Plus its a Mr Whippy, I don’t do chocolate since…. . Did she find her way home safely?

    PS I now have a bizarre image of Shakin’ Jen Stevens singing Green Door. Can I get tablets for it?

    #124958

    Well her will is quite explicit about it being enough for a 99…at least I think it says 99, her hands are so athritic and it affects her writing you know. She doesn’t talk much at all since you returned her home, just sits there with rosy glowing cheeks and a smile on her face obviously reliving her memories…

    #124959

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Well her will is quite explicit about it being enough for a 99…at least I think it says 99, her hands are so athritic and it affects her writing you know. She doesn’t talk much at all since you returned her home, just sits there with rosy glowing cheeks and a smile on her face obviously reliving her memories…

    it gets worse

    Barbie Streisand Smith doing memories, Shakin’ Jen doing Green Door. Pass me another screech owl…

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