@jen_jen wrote:
You didn’t tell me you’d taken old Mrs Smith out…I wondered why she’d changed her will, leaving you a small bequest for “services rendered”…just enough to cover fish and chips on the pier followed by a 99. For future reference, my house is the one with the green door, Mrs Smith has a red door….unless…omg, are you colour blind? You didn’t say!
I did sign, though; after all, absence of ear trumpet makes conversation one sided, and as much as I like talking to myself I still like someone who says yes occasionally. Plus its a Mr Whippy, I don’t do chocolate since…. . Did she find her way home safely?
PS I now have a bizarre image of Shakin’ Jen Stevens singing Green Door. Can I get tablets for it?