What is Ugo’s new avatar trying to say?

@druid wrote:

@druid wrote:

Hmmmm interesting, ok here we go

Not Priday
I’m waysist
Pat’s lie down
Fasty, run now
That’s my Dad
Ur not the boss of me
What’s the right time
Where’s Tracy
I’m pi ssed up
That’s pricey
where’s the bleach
where’s my tea
That’s rascist
(He’s chewing a wasp :roll: )
Thats myyy seat
Eat my dust
My braces
What Bullsh it
I’m priceless
Suck My Sweat
I’m not scared
f**k Mandy

Any more guesses?????

I’m gonna slap ‘im when I’ve done :lol: :lol:

What Bullsh it……deffo, :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok Hermy wins I reckon……………. :wink:

@femme 58 wrote:

Specially 4 you Druid

As regular readers of the World of Yaxlich will know, Yaxlich is a big fan of maths. He really likes numbers. He likes numbers in the same way that Michelle McManus likes cake. Maths was always his joint favourite lesson at school along with English. PE was fun too until some of the bigger boys started laughing at him and calling him pigeon legs.

He remembers one time at school when he was having problems with his bottom. He hadn’t been able to do a number two for days and it was starting to hurt. He didn’t tell his mummy that he was having problems because the last time he told her she had made him eat figs and gave him some funny chocolate that made his bottom sting so rather than tell her, he decided to sit down and work out the probability of him suffering from constipation.

He got out his maths notebook and a calculator and began working on the equation. He came up with a formula whereby the number of meals consumed was multiplied by the cumulative aggregate roughage content, subdivided by the mean average of his PPD (poo per day) quotient and this figure was then divided by the number of PFD (poo free days).

No matter how many times he attempted it, his calculator kept coming up with an error message. He couldn’t understand it at all. It was a Casio and everything and all the while, the pain in his tummy was getting worse so, in the end, Yaxlich did what every mathematician would do.

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why thank you femme, it must be all those hobnobs :lol: :lol:

@femme 58 wrote:

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NNNNNNNNING individual????