@pikey wrote:
I once got come in Susan Docherty’s hair. Not a huge mistake in of itself but she punched me in the nuts in swift retribution. :shock:
Well if you had taken the time to get to know her better, instead of wham bam thank you mam you would have found out that she in fact wears a wig and that come is a bugger to get out of synthetic materials. That is probably why she punched you in the nuts.
I have suggested that on her consent for sex form she adds the clause ‘any dry cleaning required on any article of clothing (inc hair pieces) caused by wayward splashes of bodily fluids not mopupable by tissue, shall be payable by offender to the offendee prior to buggering orf in the morning’
Other ladies please take note!