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a friend is my adopted family :D :D
the old saying, you can’t pick your family but you can your friends
sum1 who dont tell me off
Someone who stands near u , good times and bad times
Someone whos always truthful :D
sum 1 who phones you on your bday
Someone who gives ya all there time when needed .
sum1 whos gonna give me there last rolo
Someone who tells you how much they think of you .
FRIENDS ARE ANGELS WHO LIFT US TO OUR FEET WHEN OUR WINGS HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING HOW TO FLY
O:)
Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always
sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that speak of true loyalty:1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile – I will know you’ve finally had sex.
4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused – I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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