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My son, he keeps singing that song… erm… Umbrella rella ella ella!
Just broke a vase that I bought my mam years ago, absolutely gutted.
Nothing ! :D
1.. Having to go to work
2.. Not having brekkie in bed
3.. Getting up with a hangover
4.. Having to cook another persons breakfast ( even though I can’t remember her name)
5.. Going to work!
6..The news?
7..Sudan and the Law
8.. A teacher that is crucified for asking her pupils to believe in there own religion
9. the world is upside down
10 do you really want me to go on???????????????
11.. Evil Kneneviel is dead
12.Biggins won I’m a celebrity
13 David platt is still an arse ( corrie) ( and are all teenagers like him?)
14.. Meals 4 one
15.. Meals 4 two( not knowing what makes your next partner fart)
16..Waking up alone as you are shagged out from the night B4 and she says I’ ll call you
17..Going to work
18..Blonde slim Babes that know they can pull
19..Nearly finished
20.. The world is a great place to live in and I love it (Diversity we are all the same)
21..AND DOES SIZE MATTER???^^^ waring had a bad week!!!!!!
The general public pis/sed me off this week, all trying to get divorced before christmas!
Divorced before chrimbo? Ummm what did you get for chrimbo? A decree absolute! :lol:
@waring wrote:
1.. Having to go to work
2.. Not having brekkie in bed
3.. Getting up with a hangover
4.. Having to cook another persons breakfast ( even though I can’t remember her name)
5.. Going to work!
6..The news?
7..Sudan and the Law
8.. A teacher that is crucified for asking her pupils to believe in there own religion
9. the world is upside down
10 do you really want me to go on???????????????
11.. Evil Kneneviel is dead
12.Biggins won I’m a celebrity
13 David platt is still an fundamental orifice ( corrie) ( and are all teenagers like him?)
14.. Meals 4 one
15.. Meals 4 two( not knowing what makes your next partner fart)
16..Waking up alone as you are shagged out from the night B4 and she says I’ ll call you
17..Going to work
18..Blonde slim Babes that know they can pull
19..Nearly finished
20.. The world is a great place to live in and I love it (Diversity we are all the same)
21..AND DOES SIZE MATTER???^^^^ and men say women moan!! ….jeez imagine living with him! and i hate to pi ss on your bonfire, but, yes size does matter :lol:
You’re p**sed off about having to go to work? I’m p**sed off cos I’ve just read something that makes me think I am back at work trying desperately hard not to listen to the girls in the office complaining about men and here’s why:
They go out on the pull at the weekend, they meet someone else who’s also out on the pull, one thing leads to another and then the guy is a scumbag cos he was just out on the pull and not searching for someone to spend the rest of his life with. WTF kind of twisted logic is that?! The term ‘hypocrisy’ seems to be lost on some people.
this blinding headache not shifting and it isnt even alcohol related
I have it on good authority that god is not fat. I asked one of the god squad who enjoy talking to me when I’m not listening to find out since he speaks to god and god speaks back.
They both left very quickly after that. Dunno why.
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