What gets yer back up?……….

@druid wrote:

Call me Mr Angry or what, but don’t you realise that sometimes some people live on another planet?, this was typical today….

1. Local rag got shoved through the letterbox, nothing unusual?, lazy little sod never pushes it all the way in, even though he’s been told, therefore if it rains it gets wet…….and the rolled up ‘rag’ acts as a funnel, ergo puddles indoors, also advertises the fact that no one is at home.

2. Latest trolley craze by shoppers, they are wandering down an aisle, no ‘wandering’ is the wrong word, ‘strolling dreamily’, yep thats it, so you decide to walk past them as they are so slow, whats happens? their little brain sparks into life and decides ‘Ooo I think I’ll turn around now’ and they swing the trolley in a wide arc without even thinking of looking first, when the feck did idiots start doing that? grrrr.

3. Following a car home last night, this guy was driving all at 10mph, so I overtook him….wrong move, he is now gesturing all manner of things at me, ‘pull in’, ‘you’ve got a bad juvanile habit’ motion, I’m thinking this guys on drugs, then the lights change, he gets out the car and starts shouting abuse and waving his arms around, what did I do take up his personal space?? Grrrr

4. So I get to ASDA, still in one piece and park the car, nothing could go wrong right?……wrong, women is putting her shopping in the back seat of the car, not the boot the back seat, and they all do it, shoppers of all ages, they open the door and ‘BANG’ straight into your paintwork……..do they give a toss?, more often than not they never notice. Grrrr

Grrrr………this posting will grow just with MY rants I can promise that!!

Me and my squirrel are gonna get pissed tonight!!!!

Oh I like this thread Druid lol. I agree with all of that, especially the shoppers. And why is it, that as soon as I pull out to overtake a parked car, suddenly the prat owner opens the door? FFS. People who indicate one way but go another is another pet HATE of mine.(refer to another thread I made about that lol)
They expect you to be clairvoyant you see and know that they didnt really intend to go the way they were indicating. Needless to say the old Bat gives em a few indicators. People who wander in a dream down the pavement, texting on their poxy mobiles. And then when they bump into you because they wernt looking where they were going, you get glared at is if it,s your fault!!! FFS. Ther,e all bastards the lot of em. :evil: :evil: :evil: And the next person to cut me up on a roundabout gets nuked.

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@ugo wrote:

I must confess here then , I usually walk down the aisles with my trolley & wait for some b**tard to plss me off then innocently get very close to them & just catch the back of there heels with the front of my trolley …… :D Its gorra hurt that one …. done it fecking loads of time mainly to ethnic peeps but a few whites too :lol:

They look round , see my size & build , I apologise saying ooops sorry & away I go smirking to myself , it just seems to make Morrisons more tolerable :lol: :lol: :lol:

they prob think ur out on day release. :-

nnone mentioned the ones that get to the counter THEN remember a couple things and leave the line waiting for them to run and “just get one thing” grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and i work in a store explains alot doesnt it heehee :wink: