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    life!!!!!!!!!

    #327378

    @woohoo wrote:

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Hang on who does the brides mother get to sleep with ?

    the brides father :wink:

    NO WAY, i won’t allow the brides mum to sleep with Kermit.. [-(

    are you saying my dad is a muppet and my mum is like Miss Piggy??? :shock:

    #327379

    @woohoo wrote:

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Hang on who does the brides mother get to sleep with ?

    the brides father :wink:

    NO WAY, i won’t allow the brides mum to sleep with Kermit.. [-(

    what ya saying :shock:

    #327380

    @cath 55 wrote:

    life!!!!!!!!!

    whats up cath ?

    #327381

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @woohoo wrote:

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Hang on who does the brides mother get to sleep with ?

    the brides father :wink:

    NO WAY, i won’t allow the brides mum to sleep with Kermit.. [-(

    are you saying my dad is a muppet and my mum is like Miss Piggy??? :shock:

    HUH? Noooooo.. :?

    #327382

    @woohoo wrote:

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @woohoo wrote:

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    Hang on who does the brides mother get to sleep with ?

    the brides father :wink:

    NO WAY, i won’t allow the brides mum to sleep with Kermit.. [-(

    are you saying my dad is a muppet and my mum is like Miss Piggy??? :shock:

    HUH? Noooooo.. :?

    tut ya better not be lol.

    Anyways off to bed now, nighty night all

    #327383

    Night Mucks, keep da bed warm.. :wink:

    #327384

    @cath 55 wrote:

    life!!!!!!!!!

    They closed the M25 earlier, near the Stanstead turn-off. I switched engine off, smoked one, demolished the jaffa cakes in the glove compartment (where I have never, ever, kept a pair of gloves), opened door and stretched. My advanced yogic exercises in the fast lane went down quite a storm with the other car-drivers, and I’m glad I had my lilac speedos on. Shared the latest from LBC’s traffic bulletins. Fame at last.

    Saw lots of people who were trying to get things moving by staring intently ahead with their arms crossed. Thought about family, JC peeps, and my bunions. Looked at some interesting cloud formations over Epping Forest. Then joined the rubber-neckers who must also be horror film addicts ? I feckin hate rubber-neckers.

    wot cath said !

    #327385

    @pete wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    life!!!!!!!!!

    whats up cath ?

    its just shyte sometimes pete ffs but hey , the bacardi bottle is still half full but not fer long xx ;)

    #327386

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    life!!!!!!!!!

    They closed the M25 earlier, near the Stanstead turn-off. I switched engine off, smoked one, demolished the jaffa cakes in the glove compartment (where I have never, ever, kept a pair of gloves), opened door and stretched. My advanced yogic exercises in the fast lane went down quite a storm with the other car-drivers, and I’m glad I had my lilac speedos on. Shared the latest from LBC’s traffic bulletins. Fame at last.

    Saw lots of people who were trying to get things moving by staring intently ahead with their arms crossed. Thought about family, JC peeps, and my bunions. Looked at some interesting cloud formations over Epping Forest. Then joined the rubber-neckers who must also be horror film addicts ? I feckin hate rubber-neckers.

    lol ello doggie thats exactly it but at least i shud be gratefull fer small mercys ay at least i dunt owe £82,000 in council tax lol xxxxxxxx
    wot cath said !

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