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    Walking through Coventry today holding onto a brown envelope stuffed with £5000 in cash.
    It’s not often i get nervous. :shock:

    #327148

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Oh my eldests were fine, its the little scrote that is more worried about his hair than school. Then again so was I at that age lol.

    And judging by what Ive read about the actual accuracy of the results Im not going to paying too much heed to them, he’s a good lad, but more the artist/sporty one than the academic older brother, they both have their talents and will do okay, I will make sure of that x

    Youngest has had 8 girlfriends, and dumped 3 on MSN so I found out today, needless to say how on earth would he have time for school work?! :lol:

    can he elp it if hes the image of his mum an a little cracker shaz lol. my littleuns same………has more female friends than male. :shock:

    #327149

    @pats wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Oh my eldests were fine, its the little scrote that is more worried about his hair than school. Then again so was I at that age lol.

    And judging by what Ive read about the actual accuracy of the results Im not going to paying too much heed to them, he’s a good lad, but more the artist/sporty one than the academic older brother, they both have their talents and will do okay, I will make sure of that x

    Youngest has had 8 girlfriends, and dumped 3 on MSN so I found out today, needless to say how on earth would he have time for school work?! :lol:

    can he elp it if hes the image of his mum an a little cracker shaz lol. my littleuns same………has more female friends than male. :shock:

    wouldnt change em would we. 8)

    I was just surprised at finding out about msn! He’s staying at a mates tonight and left his mobile here… currently 3 missed calls, 4 messages and 1 voicemail…

    Dave is gonna have to have a talk soon I think :wink:

    #327150

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Oh my eldests were fine, its the little scrote that is more worried about his hair than school. Then again so was I at that age lol.

    And judging by what Ive read about the actual accuracy of the results Im not going to paying too much heed to them, he’s a good lad, but more the artist/sporty one than the academic older brother, they both have their talents and will do okay, I will make sure of that x

    Youngest has had 8 girlfriends, and dumped 3 on MSN so I found out today, needless to say how on earth would he have time for school work?! :lol:

    can he elp it if hes the image of his mum an a little cracker shaz lol. my littleuns same………has more female friends than male. :shock:

    wouldnt change em would we. 8)

    I was just surprised at finding out about msn! He’s staying at a mates tonight and left his mobile here… currently 3 missed calls, 4 messages and 1 voicemail…

    Dave is gonna have to have a talk soon I think :wink:

    lol cant wait to see mr pats tryin that…..kel knows wayyyyyyy too much fa a 10yr old lol. :lol: :lol:

    #327151

    Ive asked him before with the eldest and he is like “what talk? I never had one, why should I!” lol he had a 10 minute sex education lesson bout 30 years ago and thinks that was enough :lol:

    If they were girls Id do it, but they are boys so its his job, thats what I said.

    In saying that Im never embarrased about anything and they do ask loads of stuff and Im quite good at answering, but I think its nice for a father/son to chat too.

    #327152

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Ive asked him before with the eldest and he is like “what talk? I never had one, why should I!” lol he had a 10 minute sex education lesson bout 30 years ago and thinks that was enough :lol:

    If they were girls Id do it, but they are boys so its his job, thats what I said.

    In saying that Im never embarrased about anything and they do ask loads of stuff and Im quite good at answering, but I think its nice for a father/son to chat too.

    yup …..but most mens idea of a talk is.get in there my son……an to his daughter…….get pregnant an i’ll kill him! pml. :lol:

    #327153

    Oh so true… avoid the lemon coloured ones, we dont like them, avoid the pink ones, they are too bright, go for the ones who’s got rich parents :lol:

    #327154

    lmaoooooooooo…………….kels latest has a trampoline in her garden…nuff sed. :lol: :lol:

    #327155

    @pats wrote:

    lmaoooooooooo…………….kels latest has a trampoline in her garden…nuff sed. :lol: :lol:

    pmsl xx :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #327156

    a 29 year old train spotter I work with who I shall punch if he carries on….

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