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I’m choking on the hairs! Fook em! :lol:
@*Sian wrote:
I’m choking on the hairs! Fook em! :lol:
*Chuckles* at that!
burning my lip on hot tomato in my new found toastie machine toasties !
@rubyred wrote:
burning my lip on hot tomato in my new found toastie machine toasties !
They’re fiendish wee buggers are tomatoes, I once broke my leg on one! Devious little red barstard! :twisted:
Fruit calling themselves vegetables they are not to be trusted :evil:
i was fanning it too,trying to cool it down and it fell on my leg. I forgot toasties are so damm hot . my wee mooths all sore,i had to eat the remainder of it ( cooled) and out the side of mouth.
oh the Monday dilemmas I face !
@pete wrote:
See! Look at the evil glint in its’ eye. Had I not been concentrating on biting into one of its little friends, and had I been looking where I was stepping, then perchance I wouldn’t have tripped over my then partner’s outstretched leg and come a cropper between pub and home.
Oh yes..and had I not been well lubricated but it was the summer holidays and post exam jollities.
Being something of a drama queen ( does it show?) nobody believed that my leg was broken, so I had to walk three miles home on it before being ambulanced to A&E and a stookie.
By way of consolation, my bf lost his bet with the hospital porter as to the results of the X-Ray. Though I still lost out as he used MY money.The selfish neighbours that set fires even though you have washing o the line, normally I wouldn’t but it was a nice day and I am skint :twisted:
Being stood up! :evil: :wink:
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