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  • #326977

    Awww but you seem to know so much about me :cry:

    #326978

    Sian ruined my bored board sweep! :evil: :lol:

    #326979

    @pats wrote:

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @minim wrote:

    F uc k off noddy!

    LMFAO! :lol:

    I hope you’re a good shag *Dawny* because your husband isn’t going to be turned on by your intellect is he? :lol:
    Oh by the way I don’t really want you to answer about the shag. The merest thought of you naked is making me feel ill. :oops:

    aww actor u gotta admit mims French Connection UK off noddy was class. i’m still gigglin. :lol:

    Erm…ok :roll: if you say so.

    shurrup an gizza snog…………. :lol:

    You ring his bell.

    #326980

    @sir Actor wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @minim wrote:

    F uc k off noddy!

    LMFAO! :lol:

    I hope you’re a good shag *Dawny* because your husband isn’t going to be turned on by your intellect is he? :lol:
    Oh by the way I don’t really want you to answer about the shag. The merest thought of you naked is making me feel ill. :oops:


    Yet you still dont bait eh old man :roll:

    Mind the thought of you naked would make most women turn lesbian old man, so fuck off Noddy, you aint worth a wank

    #326981

    Sorry Mims I nicked ya fuck off Noddy comment

    #326982

    Taking me daughter and her 3 friends for a game of bowling me hubby and eldest had lane next to them

    10 goes you get per game the birthday girl and her friends had 2 games we had 1

    Well to cut a long stoire short i hit the f00king gutter 9 times :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    On the last game i ran down the lane and threw the ball at the pins

    I only knocked 1 f00king pin over i was only a foot away from them all :cry: :cry: :cry:

    To wich my daughter mates shouted we got 4 stilkes each and aload of splits

    I f00king hate kids :evil:

    #326983

    I heard I got a letter to say that I’m prob going to get subpoenaed to court as a witness :lol: Didn’t send it to my house so im not going. Feck em ! I’ll just wait to get punished like a criminal while the rapist’s, perverts and murderers run amok :roll:

    #326984

    my effin knee is bein a rite effin tw@t @ present, its constantly burnin pain, im downin 8 x 500gr para, plus 8 x 100mg tramdol dailly… towhich r effin useless as…….. im debating wither to DIY with a rusty saw and cut the effer aff… ohh and to top it all aff, its tumours which r growin in my knee not catiligue as first diagonised with… and got another cluster growin already.. only had that last OP 19th March, but thankfully the tumours have all been bengin so touch wood ( boys hands aff ur winkies lol ) it stays that way…. plus im kinda trap’d in the hoose also and its school holidays..!! been p’ssin o rain… only highlight has been watchin the tennis……… ohhh and its been over 2wks since ive had a J, as its dry camp nae green aboot anywhere….. :cry:

    #326985

    ForumhostPB’s sick joke on the 40’s room page

    #326986

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    my effin knee is bein a rite effin tw@t @ present, its constantly burnin pain, im downin 8 x 500gr para, plus 8 x 100mg tramdol dailly… towhich r effin useless as…….. im debating wither to DIY with a rusty saw and cut the effer aff… ohh and to top it all aff, its tumours which r growin in my knee not catiligue as first diagonised with… and got another cluster growin already.. only had that last OP 19th March, but thankfully the tumours have all been bengin so touch wood ( boys hands aff ur winkies lol ) it stays that way…. plus im kinda trap’d in the hoose also and its school holidays..!! been p’ssin o rain… only highlight has been watchin the tennis……… ohhh and its been over 2wks since ive had a J, as its dry camp nae green aboot anywhere….. :cry:

    Awwww MJ :( xxxxx
    I know how disappointed you are chick, hope they can helps sort it for you soon xxxx

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