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    @sharongooner wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.

    aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the thumb goes for a right howk :) nothing like it ! and the bliss when ye spot a pulic lavvy !

    oh the relief! :lol: x

    itchy nipple is equally as bad. pretending to rub the whole bottom half of your arm over your boobie and wiping your chin with your hand :lol:

    i have did that ! that glazed over look ya do, like your not really concentrating on any individual part. the almost Audible sigh when ye reach the itch. mind you i get more cantankerous im probably more liable to scratch my nipple to hearts content noo :) while glowering ” ya GOT a Problem like” to any fooker that looks within 700 metres o me LOL.

    #327968

    Mates are off to Alton Towers and i have to work this Sat :x

    #327969

    aaaaaaaaaaargh Estate Agent & Lawyer… grrrrrrrrrrrr

    #327970

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    Mates are off to Alton Towers and i have to work this Sat :x

    I can top that, I have worked some of – if not all through – the past seven weekends. And I’m dayshift right through the next two (at least) So much football shall be and has missed, no Soccer Saturday either. I’ll only see about half an hour of it at lunch time. Even if it’s an evening premiership game, I’ll have missed the first half by the time I get home :cry:

    #327971

    @rubyred wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.

    aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the thumb goes for a right howk :) nothing like it ! and the bliss when ye spot a pulic lavvy !

    oh the relief! :lol: x

    itchy nipple is equally as bad. pretending to rub the whole bottom half of your arm over your boobie and wiping your chin with your hand :lol:

    i have did that ! that glazed over look ya do, like your not really concentrating on any individual part. the almost Audible sigh when ye reach the itch. mind you i get more cantankerous im probably more liable to scratch my nipple to hearts content noo :) while glowering ” ya GOT a Problem like” to any fooker that looks within 700 metres o me LOL.

    What a pair of mange-ridden quines! :shock:

    #327972

    @rubyred wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    rubes said: intelligent people get them

    … rushes off to tell Dave.

    he gets about 3 a year. I cant go near him whilst he is the throws of a migraine. He cries, he vomits, he curls up in a dark space and generally just rides it out alone, often with a few tears due to the excrutiating pain. Horride things, but Im pleased to find out Im married to a clever dude! :lol:

    that only applies to wimmin Shaz ( chuckle) .. though i DID read that once.. Then again… i once read about the breast enchancment exercises and have been like Popeye ever since,as it all went to my arms !
    or the washing yer foofie with imperial leather means ya cant get pregnant !!

    It most certainly does not only apply to women!!! :shock:

    on a lighter note they say its only intelligent people that get them. !! so there !

    Clever B’stard London!

    #327973

    @bat wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @bat wrote:

    Argy you sure your not thinking of “moneys too tight to mention”? Thats a song by Simply Red. Never heard of a song called Too many bloody things to mention lol.
    Esme your more than welcome to join along singing with me, but I,m an awfull singer. I sound like somone trod on the cat. :lol:

    Ha I think I know who you are!!!!

    No is ok, I aint gone mad, Batty knows what I’m yakking about :lol:

    You worked it out already?? Your a canny wee scot lol. :lol: :lol:

    Well I think it’s you anyways :lol: I prob wrong :lol:

    I havent heard of Veganin. I prob wont be allowed it though Batty, it has Codiene in it, I’m not allowed it anymore. After all the Codiene based drugs they gave me last year, it caused rebound headaches and I had to come off all drugs and go cold turkey. bleak times!

    Im just up out of bed, been there since 5.30 last night :(

    Good to know I am intelligent then :lol:

    #327974

    Some moronic person who can’t string a sentence together trying to give me grief in pm :twisted: I’d actually be offended if I could understand what it’s trying to say to me :twisted: :P :P

    #327975

    Bat

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @bat wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @bat wrote:

    Argy you sure your not thinking of “moneys too tight to mention”? Thats a song by Simply Red. Never heard of a song called Too many bloody things to mention lol.
    Esme your more than welcome to join along singing with me, but I,m an awfull singer. I sound like somone trod on the cat. :lol:

    Ha I think I know who you are!!!!

    No is ok, I aint gone mad, Batty knows what I’m yakking about :lol:

    You worked it out already?? Your a canny wee scot lol. :lol: :lol:

    Well I think it’s you anyways :lol: I prob wrong :lol:

    I havent heard of Veganin. I prob wont be allowed it though Batty, it has Codiene in it, I’m not allowed it anymore. After all the Codiene based drugs they gave me last year, it caused rebound headaches and I had to come off all drugs and go cold turkey. bleak times!

    Im just up out of bed, been there since 5.30 last night :(

    Good to know I am intelligent then :lol:

    Ouch Dawny. I hope your feeling better now, you poor old thing. That was a bad one eh?
    I was prescribe something called Tramadol for severe dental pain. If it works on that, I can,t think why it wouldn,t work on migraine. It does make you woozy though. I don,t know if it has codene in it though, I,ll look it up.

    #327976

    @bat wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @bat wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @bat wrote:

    Argy you sure your not thinking of “moneys too tight to mention”? Thats a song by Simply Red. Never heard of a song called Too many bloody things to mention lol.
    Esme your more than welcome to join along singing with me, but I,m an awfull singer. I sound like somone trod on the cat. :lol:

    Ha I think I know who you are!!!!

    No is ok, I aint gone mad, Batty knows what I’m yakking about :lol:

    You worked it out already?? Your a canny wee scot lol. :lol: :lol:

    Well I think it’s you anyways :lol: I prob wrong :lol:

    I havent heard of Veganin. I prob wont be allowed it though Batty, it has Codiene in it, I’m not allowed it anymore. After all the Codiene based drugs they gave me last year, it caused rebound headaches and I had to come off all drugs and go cold turkey. bleak times!

    Im just up out of bed, been there since 5.30 last night :(

    Good to know I am intelligent then :lol:

    Ouch Dawny. I hope your feeling better now, you poor old thing. That was a bad one eh?
    I was prescribe something called Tramadol for severe dental pain. If it works on that, I can,t think why it wouldn,t work on migraine. It does make you woozy though. I don,t know if it has codene in it though, I,ll look it up.

    Tramadol doesn’t work on migraines..trust me on that.

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