What f00ked you off (part two )

@*Dawny* wrote:

@bat wrote:

Argy you sure your not thinking of “moneys too tight to mention”? Thats a song by Simply Red. Never heard of a song called Too many bloody things to mention lol.
Esme your more than welcome to join along singing with me, but I,m an awfull singer. I sound like somone trod on the cat. :lol:

Ha I think I know who you are!!!!

No is ok, I aint gone mad, Batty knows what I’m yakking about :lol:

You worked it out already?? Your a canny wee scot lol. :lol: :lol:

@esmeralda wrote:

I get them very rarely, but with an astonishing light show when I do: Pink and turquoise zig zags and triangles, or more scarily when I see receding circles in both eyes, like looking into a kaleidoscope. Horribly fascinating…the devil’s slideshow! :twisted:

hmm now thats spooky as its pink and turquoises i get too.. like little bunting flags. I try blinking them away and then come the silver swirls,that start in corner of eye and soon near half blind me. leaving me feeling really wabbit,nauseas and a need to lie down and somehow sleep it off. I take pink migraleve when i feel it and take 2 yellows for pain too. but they leave me ever soo washed out. I discovered quite recently that i have Cataracts, that may or may not bother me later in life. i might get 3 or 4 then they dont bother me for a few weeks,when i feel more stressed i kinda get them..

on a lighter note they say its only intelligent people that get them. !! so there !

/swotty Aquarian. dundee.

@sharongooner wrote:

rubes said: intelligent people get them

… rushes off to tell Dave.

he gets about 3 a year. I cant go near him whilst he is the throws of a migraine. He cries, he vomits, he curls up in a dark space and generally just rides it out alone, often with a few tears due to the excrutiating pain. Horride things, but Im pleased to find out Im married to a clever dude! :lol:

that only applies to wimmin Shaz ( chuckle) .. though i DID read that once.. Then again… i once read about the breast enchancment exercises and have been like Popeye ever since,as it all went to my arms !
or the washing yer foofie with imperial leather means ya cant get pregnant !!

@sharongooner wrote:

washing yer foofie with imperial leather will give you a yeast infection!

a nice shammy leather however will give you a beautiful shine, you will want to show it off to your cabby mate :lol: and everyone else for that matter!

yer right there actually.. about the yeasties.. I used Radox shower gel on mine while i was in Blackpool ! fook me i was rubbing my auld quim all day ! Dried me right out it did. I kept squirming my legs together for a fly scratch !

@sharongooner wrote:

i do that, turn my back so people cant see… apart from the ones coming in that direction, one of those daft things we do. :oops: or place my bag infront, and slip the other hand behind and have a good old rub.

aye !! or the nonchalant pretending yer innocently scratching top of leg. yer main part of hand on leg,, as the thumb goes for a right howk :) nothing like it ! and the bliss when ye spot a pulic lavvy !