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    @sharongooner wrote:

    @*Sian wrote:

    A zit! :twisted:

    same here, but two on my chin, and Im sposed to be out tomorrow! :twisted:

    I had to go out with my zit, it was like a drunk man that just wouldn’t get the hint :lol:

    As for you Pete, it is all about self preservation! :twisted:

    #326688

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    A conversation with my dad that came about after watching some of the footage from Manchester City Centre:

    Dad: Look at that image though, only two of them are wearing Rangers shirts
    Me: So?
    Dad: They’re obviously casuals if they’re going to the game and not wearing one
    Me: Lot’s of folk do
    Dad: Aye, the casuals. 99% of real fans do
    Me: Your mate doesn’t wear a Rangers top when he goes to the games
    Dad: But he’s not one of the casuals though, is he?

    FFS! If he wasn’t family I would never speak to him. You’d get more sense out of a slice of cheese toast :lol:

    Got to love Dads :lol: That made me chuckle… it’s something my Dad would churn out…. when it suited him.

    #326689

    There’s one that always bugs me in particular about Sasa Papac (we only really ever talk about football, it’s pretty much the only common ground we have) He always complains that, as a left back, he doesn’t get forward enough and as such is useless. I argue that he’s a natrual central defender and as such doesn’t have those instincts. Then he’ll say, at a later date, something like:

    ‘Papac is a decent player in there at left back, especially since it’s not his natrual position. He does a good job’ Then the finisher ‘I know some folk slag him off but he gives his all’

    As if he’s making some sort of grand revelation ](*,)

    #326690

    I’ll take this time to make all the men on here Squeamish.

    My period is about 4 freaking days late! Good news however, negative pregnancy test this morning. :- :D/

    #326691

    @American Woman wrote:

    I’ll take this time to make all the men on here Squeamish.

    My period is about 4 freaking days late! Good news however, negative pregnancy test this morning. :- :D/

    Tank der lard eh! :wink:

    #326692

    @prettypink wrote:

    @American Woman wrote:

    I’ll take this time to make all the men on here Squeamish.

    My period is about 4 freaking days late! Good news however, negative pregnancy test this morning. :- :D/

    Tank der lard eh! :wink:

    Tank der lard??

    I’m lost in translation – What does that mean???
    :? :roll:

    #326693

    @American Woman wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    @American Woman wrote:

    I’ll take this time to make all the men on here Squeamish.

    My period is about 4 freaking days late! Good news however, negative pregnancy test this morning. :- :D/

    Tank der lard eh! :wink:

    Tank der lard??

    I’m lost in translation – What does that mean???
    :? :roll:

    Lol! Thank the lord… your test was negative

    #326694

    @prettypink wrote:

    @American Woman wrote:

    @prettypink wrote:

    @American Woman wrote:

    I’ll take this time to make all the men on here Squeamish.

    My period is about 4 freaking days late! Good news however, negative pregnancy test this morning. :- :D/

    Tank der lard eh! :wink:

    Tank der lard??

    I’m lost in translation – What does that mean???
    :? :roll:

    Lol! Thank the lord… your test was negative

    =D> =D> =D> Hell Yes! :lol: :lol:
    Not that another baby wouldn’t be a blessing, but Summer is almost here and I’m ready for sun dresses and Margaretta’s! 8)

    #326695

    Tell you something, if we men had periods we’d shrug it off and get on with the rest of the working day. That’s how things should be. Same with giving birth, from what I understand it’s a simple three step process.

    #326696

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Tell you something, if we men had periods we’d shrug it off and get on with the rest of the working day. That’s how things should be. Same with giving birth, from what I understand it’s a simple three step process.

    The good news is youre young you can probably still run

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