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    @bon bon wrote:

    losing my bank card

    Right..it’s time to take positive action in the form of..VELCRO.
    Simply VELCRO all your clothing with the hooked side of the VELCRO and VELCRO your bank card/mobile phone/spectacles/chocolate eclairs with the loop side of the VELCRO. Then stick ’em together
    Problem sorted.

    THE HISTORY OF VELCRO
    The idea of VELCRO® originally came from the Cocklebur.

    In 1941, a Swiss inventor named George de Mestral noticed a Cocklebur that had become attached to his dog’s fur whilst they were out walking. It took him the next decade to find the suitable materials and machinery that would produce the best and most consistant results.

    The name VELCRO® comes from the first syllables of the French words velours (loop) and crochet (hook). Since the company’s official inception in 1959, VELCRO® has launched an extensive range of hook and loop fastening products.
    VELCRO® Today
    Today, VELCRO® brand products are part of our everyday life, offering practical, versatile, convenient and safe non-permanent fastening solutions in the home and garden, schools, offices, the travel and leisure industry and the manufacturing and industrial sectors.

    #327598

    are they the same as itchycoos ?

    #327599

    @rubyred wrote:

    are they the same as itchycoos ?

    I think so..the definition of cockle burr is:any coarse weed of the genus Xanthium having spiny burrs..so I reckon it’s the same annoying wee bugger that tickles yer legs..or worse if ye’re sitting down on it. :wink:

    #327600

    /bungs a load of itchycoos on Esmes jammies..

    runs away laughing :lol:

    #327601

    @rubyred wrote:

    /bungs a load of itchycoos on Esmes jammies..

    runs away laughing :lol:

    Shoves Rubester into a cluster of ‘sticky willies’ cunningly concealing a festering cow-pat atop of a clump of stinging-nettles lying on the deadly-nightshade!

    *Totters off guffawing* :P

    #327602

    LOL THATS what i meant,, sticky willies.. !!

    and cheers by the way.!!

    anyone got a docken leaf !

    #327603

    @rubyred wrote:

    LOL THATS what i meant,, sticky willies.. !!

    and cheers by the way.!!

    anyone got a docken leaf !

    There ye go hen..

    He he he..a squirrel’s wee’d on it..

    #327604

    esme sometimes,Just sometimes .. im no very keen on ye :)

    #327605

    I am pished off because ng** internet and TV services keep going down and I live in ng** :twisted:

    #327606

    @rubyred wrote:

    esme sometimes,Just sometimes .. im no very keen on ye :)

    That’s not what ye said in bed last night when I gave ye a peek up my wincyette nightie.. :oops:

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