well it made me laugh out loud

A Karate black belt assaulted his girlfriend because she would not stop pleasuring herself.
Ross Young, 27, got fed up listening to beauty therapist Laura Woodward ‘groaning’ upstairs in bed….so he tipped her out and throttled her.
The electrician told Gloucester Magistrates he had a ‘problem’ with her using a sex toy while he was at their house in Cheltenham.
He was convicted of assault and faces sentencing next week……………………..

Now I know there are those of you out there who are going to take offence to this thread, but I for one found it hilarious !!!!
|I’m in no way condoning the violence, but jesus i think i’d want to ‘give her a dig’ if i was him too !!! :P :shock: :P :wink:

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The Sun, 9th september 2006