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    I’m allergic to cats

    Awww Su :(

    Ya can’t say that with complete certainty. You can only say you’re allergic to those cat’s you’ve come into contact with. I see two possible courses of action:

    1) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

    2) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

    It’s important, I think, to always have choices.

    #337453

    :x tart!

    *fishes out “those” papers *

    #337454

    tart!

    *fishes out “those” papers *

    Someone mention fish? :D

    In the words of Al Wilson, “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in” :D

    I’m having an identity crisis now, I dunno if I’m an alleycat or a snake :(

    Will ya sing *that* song to me too.. in the style of Tammy Wynette?

    Hang onnnn a minute! I only said “into contact”.. that could mean almost anything.. you and ya mucky mind ;)

    #337455

    ♪ D.I.V.O.R.C.E ♪

    #337456

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    :x tart!

    *fishes out “those” papers *

    For a moment there, I was almost offended!

    (Then I realised, for once, I wasn’t being called a tart) :D

    #337457

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    :x tart!

    *fishes out “those” papers *

    Carefull now O’Malley ……….. Hell has no fury and all that :lol:

    #337458

    @omalleythealleycat wrote:

    I’m allergic to cats

    Awww Su :(

    Ya can’t say that with complete certainty. You can only say you’re allergic to those cat’s you’ve come into contact with. I see two possible courses of action:

    1) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

    2) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

    It’s important, I think, to always have choices.

    Oooooh, you’re right. Contact with you doesn’t result in sneezes, yay!

    Conclusion: Suzanne is allergic to cats she comes into contact with, apart from ones she can poke with inanimate objects from a suitable distance.

    Thanks :wink:

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    #337460

    and there lies(sic) your answer

    #337461

    ♪ D.I.V.O.R.C.E ♪

    Voice of an angel! Now I need to assess your dancing skills. “You Can Leave Your Hat On” in the style of Kim Basinger please :D

    Carefull now O’Malley ……….. Hell has no fury and all that

    I’m always careful.. that’s why ya don’t see any little Omalleys running around :)

    Oooooh, you’re right. Contact with you doesn’t result in sneezes, yay!

    Conclusion: Suzanne is allergic to cats she comes into contact with, apart from ones she can poke with inanimate objects from a suitable distance

    Seeee Poli.. how daft would that look on the divorce papers?

    Technically Suze, I don’t think that qualifies as contact between us. On the plus side, I’ve secured a second date with the pole :D

    this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd82HxYyHZg

    Having listened to it again, I’ve decided it’s not really relevant, cos in the song, she lays him by the fireside (check), with some honey and some milk – whereas as Poli only plies me with cream and salmon :D

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