Weird experiences as a child?

Did you ever have weird experiences as a child that you can now talk about. Obviously if it was serious you should talk to the police,  i.e. having Jimmy fix it for you to milk a cow blindfolded…

I remember once, me and friend, we were about 10, we decided to get a bus to the city to watch Back to the Future, what an adventure. We were sat in the back row and the movie was playing, this man came in and sat next to my friend (there were lots of other seats), and gave him his jacket and said watch this for… He came back, sat down with the jacket, and wanked his dick throughout the rest of the movie…

Thinking back now, this is awful, it just shows you though how sick and twisted some people can be…