website help needed

hi all

made no secret of the fact i am having a real tough time at work……..

my boss has been asking me to set up a website for the last couple of years, i did so, i actually got someone in to do it but unfortnately i never got time to do the training to know how to get into it and update stuff…………anyway its reared its ugly head again the setting up of a website is back on the agenda……now despite my saying i know nothing about it he is pushing me to do it.(Ihave told him i know nothing lol but he just kinda shrugs his shoulders)………so those of you that are whizzes out there with the computor im asking for some help……..

i need to set up a web site with different links to relevant sites, meta somthing or other, enough interest for people to want to come back to it (keep it clean guys this is my job on the line lol) and easy to access and change stuff……..and while im at it lol can i have the ‘wow’ factor about the site lol when it is up and running so he actually is pleased fer onec (although its gonna take a lot) oh one more thing …….fer goodness sakes ireally know nothing about setting it up so absolute idiot instructions please pmsl
and need to set it up within the next week if thats possible lol or have made good inroads
thanks guys will post this on the tech site too

chubster hugssssssss xxxx