We need protection… Lion King

I was dismayed, me and my partner, we never thought we could have a kid, we did everything to protect against having a child…

We visited our doctor, I said to him, how could this happen, we wore protection, I never fucked her once without putting on protection…

He said to me, I remember a story about a man, a hunter, he would go out each day with a rifle. but one day he forgot his rifle and he had a umbrella. A lion attacked him, and he raised his umbrella and shot at the lion, the lion lay down and died…

That’s so bullshit, the man obviously never killed him with the umbrella. Thank you, next patient please x