Boards Index Fun and humour Polls Ways to “help” your partner to remember Valentine’s Day

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  • #6307

    Well know that we have busy lives and we all forget things like birthdays, adversary’s and the odd Valentines Day.

    And for some reason women are never happy with last minute gifts like a nice Mars bar and flowers from Tescos.

    So come on all of you, help us all out and next year just remind us in January so we spend the money on a drinking holiday with our mates instead wasting it on women or buying the wrong things and being called cheap losers.

    I am sure nothing on the list is has bad has seems compared with some of things women have plan for us all later.

    #260292

    :shock:
    Seriously disturbed.

    #260293

    Most women are

    #260294

    I’m wondering why one minute you cant spell from your ar*se to your elbow…then the next you manage to type war and peace without so much as a comma out of place.

    :?

    #260295

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    I’m wondering why one minute you cant spell from your ar*se to your elbow…then the next you manage to type war and peace without so much as a comma out of place.

    :?

    :lol: he did say adversary………….rather than anniversary tho rainy……….i voted option 1. :P

    #260296

    None of the above i would just tell him straight you wanna see me nekkied with the lights on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He would rememeber every thing then NOT a pretty sight i can tell ya lol :twisted:

    #260297

    Oss

    Pull out each tooth with a hammer and nail

    THIS IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

    You could smash all there teeth with the hammer like, but to pull them out you really need pliers :lol:

    #260298

    Oss is dead

    You can never tell a women she can’t do something.

    #260299

    il prob get beat up for this but i get my sisters to pick my girfts as they know what women want better then i do

    #260300

    this was the first time ive been single on valentines day for 22 yrs ( saved me a fu/cking fortune)

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