Wagon Wheels!! Grrrr

Ok what happened to wagon wheels? eh? When I was a kid and you were given a wagon wheel.. you knew you had a biscuit.. they were the size of a small plate! Now they are just a pathetic excuse for a choccy biscuit with a thin bit of mallow in the middle.. and not only that, the ones I bought the biscuit part didnt even line up properly!!
I tell ya this is only the start of worse things to come!
Everything is shrinking! (so why isn’t my belly?).
Before we know it Kitkats will be without chocolate , smarties will be without colour (they have already got rid of the blue ones)and I will be a permanent fixture on here ranting about them all! Don’t they realise I have more important things to do like stopping my dog pulling it’s stitches out of its left over empty ball sac?

Rant over! :x