Viagra ………

A man went to the doctor’s office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.

‘Why not?’ asked the man.

Because it’s not safe,’ replied the doctor.

‘But I need it really bad,’ said the man.

‘Well, why do you need it so badly?’ asked the doctor.

The man said, ‘My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday.

Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.’

The doctor finally relented saying, ‘Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if
there are any side effects.’

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, ‘What happened to you?’

The man said, ‘No one showed up’. :o

Have a nice day :D/