VERY politically incorrect!! But cleaned up a bit…

Two guys from Pakistan come over to live in Scotland. They agree to meet in a year to see which of them is more Scottish. A year passes and they meet up.

The first one says ‘I play golf, drink whisky, eat scotch eggs, wear a kilt everywhere, go to all of Scotland’s rugby and football games and I have a Scottie dog. That’s how Scottish I am’

‘Get yersel’ away tae f**k, ye f***in’ p**i!’ says the second one.