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rite since Oss started it…. can anyone mind ur ole valetine verses..??
We tried it on the table…
We tried it on the chair…
We tried it on the windowledge…
But couldnt do it there….I know just what ur thinkin…
It only makes me LAUGH…
cause all that we’re were tryin to do…
was take a …PHOTOGRAPH…
Don’t make love at the Cobblers shop…
Love is blind…
But tongues do talk…Postie Postie
Do your Stuff…
Take this to my big cream Puff…Postie Postie
Don’t be slow…
Be like Elvis…
Go man go…..I watch your every move
With never-ending ardor.
So what the hell’s the deal
With the restraining order?Did you know that you keep me awake at night
thinking of lying here holding you tight
I imagine your body and your lips exploring
but knowing my luck you’d be too busy snoringThey say men are from mars and women are from venus
Lets kiss and remove all the space in between us.lol@ lucky i’ll use the top 2 lol
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty
and so is your head.I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.I want to feel, your sweet embrace,
But don’t take that paper bag, off of your face.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.I see your face, when I am dreaming,
That’s why I always wake up screaming.My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”.What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
or are u after lovey dovey mushy ones mary??? :lol:I found these :D
Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You’re a dirty b***h,
And you love it up the sh***er.Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You’re so cr*p in bed,
That I f**ked your dalmations.Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You’re about to get f***ed.lmfao @ tempo…. here whats the b…..h…?? im b uggered if i know lol..
here u lot get postin sum verses for me ive got a huge card to cover n embarse Mr Wolfie with… lol
ok here is a mushy one
I love you because you make me happy
I love you because you make me feel safe and secure
I love your smile
I love the way you say my name
I love the look in your eyes when you tell me you love me
And how you laugh at me when I do something stupid,
when others would put me down.
I love the fact that when I’m around you I can be myself and not worry
about what you may think of me, because I know you love me for who I am.
No matter what my faults may be.
I love being able to wake up with you by my side…
It makes my days better
At night I love watching you sleep, hearing you take each breath, and
feeling your heart beat with the palm of my hand… reality hits that you
are not a dream YOU ARE MINE.
I love the way you wrap your arms around me and hold me really tight,
like there is no tomorrow
And I love the way I feel when your lips barely touch mine for a kiss, the
love and emotions that go through me at that moment are unexplainable.
I love your laugh
I love hearing your voice
I love that you get along with my family and friend, no matter how much
you dislike them, or who they are.
And hearing you tell me your stories, you could tell them to me a thousand
times, and I will never get tired of them, because they are a part of you.
But the main reason I love you is because…..
You are you!
I didn’t think I could love you more
Yet… somehow each day I do
My whole life … is richer by far
Since I fell in love with you
I now know the meaning of Soul Mate …
You are the only one for me.
We were destined to be together…
All through eternity. :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:I worked in a bakery a few years back and my mate fancied one of the packers, so we got us heads together and wroth the following verses and left it in a card with her name on it, we didn’t really think the plan through though as she proceeded to show everyone else in the shop the saucy little card we had left her :lol: she blamed him for the whole thing and me being a mate obviously let him take the flak and denied everything.
The Verses
You are fit
and I am hunky
I think of you when
I spank my monkeyYeah I have a nice flat
yeah it’s a nice place
Why don’t you come over
and sit on my faceCan’t remember the otheres…sorry, maybe i should start my own business though :lol:
I love you i love you i love you all mighty i wish youre pyjama’s were next to my nighty dont be mistaken dont be mislead i meant on the clothes line not in the bed :lol:
@spotlight wrote:
I worked in a bakery a few years back and my mate fancied one of the packers, so we got us heads together and wroth the following verses and left it in a card with her name on it, we didn’t really think the plan through though as she proceeded to show everyone else in the shop the saucy little card we had left her :lol: she blamed him for the whole thing and me being a mate obviously let him take the flak and denied everything.
The Verses
You are fit
and I am hunky
I think of you when
I spank my monkeyYeah I have a nice flat
yeah it’s a nice place
Why don’t you come over
and sit on my faceCan’t remember the otheres…sorry, maybe i should start my own business though :lol:
not as good as pebble dash, but still very good
you should write them all in a book
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