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    @forumhostpb wrote:

    You know Sunny, what seriously pisses me off is the price of flowers just before Valentine’s day. Buy a ‘can I have a shag please’ sized bunch of yer average flowers the week or so beforehand and the cost is sort of OK.

    Just because a bunch of spotty oversexed teenagers want to make some sort of point about their raging hormones, the price of flowers trebles (or more). The following week the price reverts to normality.

    Same thing goes for restuarants. Can you get a simple bite to eat out on 14th??? not a chance. Overpriced crap, piss awful service, everything over crowded by dribbling soppy lovers mooning at each other all evening.

    Even the TV programmes are rubbish!!!

    And who said romance was DEAD?!?!?!?! :lol:

    #259472

    @becky wrote:

    And who said romance was DEAD?!?!?!?! :lol:

    I believe it was me who said that Becky :wink:

    For Valentines day I’ve bought myself a couple of new CD’s. Somebody has to treat me right so I buy what I want. I may or may not get a card from the husband, seeing as he forgot Valentine’s day and Mother’s day last year. So for this Valentines day I’m giving my husband a bill to pay in return for my happiness. Small price to pay if you ask me. :twisted: :twisted:

    #259473

    Your hubby sounds OK to me AW. I’ll bet he didn’t REALLY forget Valentine’s Day, just that he treated it with the contempt that it so richly deserves.

    As a more general point:

    Why is is that women are such shallow creatures??? Give ’em a bunch of flowers and a stupid card with a couple of heart on and an imbecile poem about ”undying lurve” ….. and they’re putty in your hands.

    Mention perfume or chocolates and they fall on their backs. At least Labradors wag their tails when they see you.

    #259474

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    At least Labradors wag their tails when they see you.


    Just a hunch here – But perhaps the dog is the only one happy to see you. :-k

    So you think women are shallow creatures? I’ll admit that to an extent, that is true for some, but not all. A woman just wants to feel like they’re appreciated and loved and that the sacrifices made were not in vain. If you made your lady feel like that everyday, maybe she wouldn’t need Valentines Day for you to prove it. I’m sure there are many occassions when your woman told you that you were excellent in bed when you were actually crap. But didn’t it feel good to hear it?

    :roll:

    #259475

    @pats wrote:

    ill be spendin it wif the love of my life.

    dunno wat the hubbys doin. :- O:)

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    #259476

    @American Woman wrote:


    Just a hunch here – But perhaps the dog is the only one happy to see you. :-k

    Yes I think that you’re quite right. Mind you it’s the neighbour’s dog, not mine and I always rub its tummy when I see it. I wonder if tummy rubbing is the answer to all this???

    So you think women are shallow creatures? I’ll admit that to an extent, that is true for some, but not all. A woman just wants to feel like they’re appreciated and loved and that the sacrifices made were not in vain.

    Sacrifices ??? Sacrifices ??? This isn’t bloody West Africa here you know – we don’t make sacrifices, whether in vain or otherwise !!!
    And of course women are shallow (and vain) creatures – they ”just want to feel that they’re appreciated and loved” eh?? Oh just another chocolate dear – if you insist of course. Another bottle of perfume …. no I couldn’t possibly …. well perhaps as its you …. etc etc.

    I’m sure there are many occassions when your woman told you that you were excellent in bed when you were actually crap. But didn’t it feel good to hear it

    I’m always crap in bed, always have been, always will be, that way I KNOW that if a woman tells me how marvellous I was – I know she’s lying.

    #259477

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    You’re too Funny PB
    I guess there’s no arguing your logic
    8)

    I hate the world today
    You’re so good to me
    I know but I can’t change
    Tried to tell you
    But you look at me like maybe
    I’m an angel underneath
    Innocent and sweet
    Yesterday I cried
    Must have been relieved to see
    The softer side
    I can understand how you’d be so confused
    I don’t envy you
    I’m a little bit of everything
    All rolled into one

    Chorus:
    I’m a b itch, I’m a lover
    I’m a child, I’m a mother
    I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
    I do not feel ashamed
    I’m your hell, I’m your dream
    I’m nothing in between
    You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

    So take me as I am
    This may mean
    You’ll have to be a stronger man
    Rest assured that
    When I start to make you nervous
    And I’m going to extremes
    Tomorrow I will change
    And today won’t mean a thing

    Chorus

    Just when you think, you got me figured out
    The season’s already changing
    I think it’s cool, you do what you do
    And don’t try to save me

    Chorus

    I’m a b itch, I’m a tease
    I’m a goddess on my knees
    When you hurt, when you suffer
    I’m your angel undercover
    I’ve been numb, I’m revived
    Can’t say I’m not alive
    You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

    :roll:

    I paste that song so you never forget the Lorraine Bobbit incident. Trust me PB – just suck it up and give your lady what she wants.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1348296/posts
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    #259478

    ugo

    I paste that song so you never forget the Lorraine Bobbit incident. Trust me PB – just suck it up and give your lady what she wants.

    A Damm Good Thrashing PB is what she means Mate …..

    Treat em mean & keep em keen thats my motto

    #259479

    just got a card this morning probably off my son but what a lovely thought dont you think :)

    #259480

    @ugo wrote:

    I paste that song so you never forget the Lorraine Bobbit incident. Trust me PB – just suck it up and give your lady what she wants.

    A Damm Good Thrashing PB is what she means Mate …..

    Treat em mean & keep em keen thats my motto

    oh yea? :roll: :roll:

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