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STAFF LIST.
A fantastic team…
The Divine Love; Proprietor, Impresario extroadinaire. CEO. President.
QQ1; Unknown. Deputy & Vice President.
7 Unknown directors.
Sophia; Hostess, Socialite, Consultant. Director.
Kenty OBE; Hostess, Socialite
Kev; Head of Security, Director
Milko; Deputy Head of Security, Director.
AngelBabe; Health and Safety Officer.
Ruby; DJ, manager of Upstairs at Ruby’s
Laine; Cocktail mixologist. Consultant, Socialite.
GeekPi; Cocktail designer
Mooosey; Cocktail taster and Socialite, VIP Lounge Hostess
Martina; Barmaid, Dancer Upstairs at Ruby’s
Blossom; St John’s Ambulance, First Aid, Paramedic, Samaritans.
Gerry; Barman, Cleaner, Dancer Upstairs at Ruby’s, Cocktail taster. DJ
Cosy; Handyman, Cleaner, Barman, Dancer Upstairs at Ruby’s. DJ
Disco Doris; Dancer Upstairs at Ruby’s.
URGENT NOTICE !!!
More staff needed.
Restaurant manager, chefs, kitchen staff, barstaff, DJs, Live acts, Dancers, Hostesses,
Excellent salaries, perks and opportunities for the right recruits.
Can we add a new position to the list? I could really do with some help picking up all the cash and flowers that get thrown onto the stage as I dance. Thanks.
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ty q,I would gladly take your position.altho ruby gez and I,may have some fiery arguments in the kitchen away from the punters
not sure that I can take the position currently going
but tyvm
I could be ready,willing aInd able to do it
but my question is to you is,will it affect my benefits
im only allowed to do 16 hours a week,and I can foresee some long,long nights upstairs in rubys bar
but hey cheers,if you can pay me cash in hand,I be there.
Dearest Martina,
It had come to our attention that you were struggling to hold your poise and grace whilst Struttin’ your Funky Stuff on the Dancefloor. We are working on an immediate solution. Do you wish to keep the flowers or can we buy them from you and put them into vases? Would you accept Cosy having the job of your Cash and Flower collector?
Dearest Cosy,
It will not affect your benefits, or pension plan in anyway. We are flexible with cash payments. Work as much or as little as you like. Is £50 an hour +tips a good rate? Discuss your hours Ruby. Travel expenses will be paid in full as well as many other perks, such as meeting some of your Manchester Utd idols in the VIP Lounge, talk to Mooosey about that.
Furthermore, can you be Martina’s personal assistant? Your reputation as a horticulturalist and botanist would be most useful in helping Martina pick up all those flowers and put them in vases around the club. And and of course, help her pick up all that cash, count it and bag it up aswell.
Thanks for your interest.
i just want a fair days pay for a fair days work,I wont let the team down sah.
its just that a bit of cash in hand would come in handy like.
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Hello Geekpi. Thankyou very much for your application. Yes you can have the job of cocktail designer. Your detail for colour is irresistable and vital for the position. Just what is needed. How would you mix up the house special Dangerous Divine cocktail ? and what colour would it be? How soon can you start?
Thank you for your kind consideration of my application and positive reply.
The house special Dangerous Divine would be a deep red-bordering-on-pink shade, served in a beer tankard as we want the customers to forget how much it all costs after their first drink. There would most certainly need to be flames involved…
I can start immediately but I would like to enquire about having a second role too though as the rest of the staff all have more than one job and I don’t want to be left out.
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Martina you have an assistant Cosy, and Cosy I knew we could come to some sort of arrangement :)
are we allowed to have er gotta be careful how I say this
“extra curriculars with staff”?
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Dearest GeekPi,
The DD sounds Divine. You’ll find us most accomodating. Is there any particular roles you had in mind?
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