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    1. On a blanket from Taiwan –
    NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

    2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists –
    REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY
    BEHIND YOU.

    3. On a Taiwanese shampoo –
    USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

    4. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
    OPEN OTHER END.

    5. On a New Zealand insect spray –
    THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

    6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer –
    TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO
    WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
    (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

    7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful
    haemorrhoids
    LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO
    THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL
    DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5
    MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

    8. On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink
    AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

    9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins –
    WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST
    CEREAL?

    10. On a Sears hairdryer –
    DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

    11. On a bag of Fritos –
    YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
    DETAILS INSIDE.

    12. On a bar of Dial soap –
    DIRECTIONS – USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

    13. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom
    of the box)-
    DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

    14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –
    PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

    15. On a Korean kitchen knife –
    WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

    16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights –
    FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

    17. On a Japanese food processor –
    NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

    18. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
    INSTRUCTIONS – OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

    19. On a Swedish chainsaw –
    DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR
    HANDS OR GENITALS.

    20. On a child’s superman costume –
    WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

    21. On some frozen dinners
    SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.

    22. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
    FITS ONE HEAD.

    23. On packaging for a Rowenta iron
    DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

    #218993

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That’s just had me in stitches :lol:

    #218994

    Seen Saturday on a packet of Sainsbury’s Cod Mornay….”Warning – this product contains fish”.

    Oh silly me, I thought Cod Mornay contained Roast Beef!!!

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