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17 May, 2006 at 10:59 pm #4018
1. On a blanket from Taiwan –
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists –
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY
BEHIND YOU.3. On a Taiwanese shampoo –
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.4. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
OPEN OTHER END.5. On a New Zealand insect spray –
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer –
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO
WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful
haemorrhoids
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO
THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL
DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5
MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.8. On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins –
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST
CEREAL?10. On a Sears hairdryer –
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.11. On a bag of Fritos –
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
DETAILS INSIDE.12. On a bar of Dial soap –
DIRECTIONS – USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.13. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom
of the box)-
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.15. On a Korean kitchen knife –
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights –
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.17. On a Japanese food processor –
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.18. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS – OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.19. On a Swedish chainsaw –
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR
HANDS OR GENITALS.20. On a child’s superman costume –
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.21. On some frozen dinners
SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.22. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
FITS ONE HEAD.23. On packaging for a Rowenta iron
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.17 May, 2006 at 11:24 pm #218993:lol: :lol: :lol:
That’s just had me in stitches :lol:
17 May, 2006 at 11:40 pm #218994Seen Saturday on a packet of Sainsbury’s Cod Mornay….”Warning – this product contains fish”.
Oh silly me, I thought Cod Mornay contained Roast Beef!!!
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