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@sweetasbaileez wrote:
@oss wrote:
Don’t walk over open man holes, you might find you fall through the hole :lol:
Talking of holes…..Ladies don’t step over a hand mirror naked…need I explain :?: :?: :shock: :lol:
(I will say I dont include me in that statement as i regularly practise my pelvic floor control and have a grip like a mountaineer on his last remaining crampon, hanging 3000 feet over a precipice ) :shock: :D
Don’t stand in front of a big red bus when it is moving :lol:
Dont try cleaning your teeth when you’ve got a gobfull of food.
Don’t drive your car on a dark night without using your headlights…………. :roll: :wink: :shock: :lol:
Dont try scratching ya back with a biro ( i thought lid was on ! duh! ) unless you want to end up looking like an A-Z route map ! :roll: :oops: :wink: :oops: :lol: :roll: :oops: :shock:
Make sure you stock up on bog roll the morning after a curry. :lol:
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
Make sure you stock up on bog roll the morning after a curry. :lol:
Putting it over night in the fridge helps relieve the burn… so i hear ….. :oops: :oops: :wink:
If you don’t hang around with morons, there’s no danger of infection. :roll:
Dont hang your washing out when gale force winds are forecast… :oops:
It doesn’t matter how people treat you, keep your dignity and self respect. Manners are cheap but often overlooked.
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