Useful Hints and Tips to Guide u Safely Through Life

@oss wrote:

Thats why i never pm’d you :twisted:

YOU WANT ME SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD !!!!!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@oss wrote:

I want you to stand on the M25 during rush hour :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

My god OSS you want me more than i thought :shock: :shock:

SOOOOOOOOOOO understandable tho lol

@oss wrote:

:lol: :lol:

in your dreams, on no what am i saying……. no i don’t want to be in your dreams.

See what i mean people she starts feckin with you and before you know it, you don’t know if your coming or going :shock:

Sweet Dreams me lil oss SWEET DREAMS

And im sure you would no if i was fecking with you if you was cuming or going :twisted: :lol: :wink:

Get em back from day one, when you get dragged from the womb kicking and screaming (at birth, before I get any comments plz :roll: )…………SLAP BACK!!!!!

@oss wrote:

Don’t walk over open man holes, you might find you fall through the hole :lol:

Talking of holes…..Ladies don’t step over a hand mirror naked…need I explain :?: :?: :shock: :lol:

(I will say I dont include me in that statement as i regularly practise my pelvic floor control and have a grip like a mountaineer on his last remaining crampon, hanging 3000 feet over a precipice ) :shock: :D