Dont eat yellow snow.
Dont shut yourself in the fridge checking to see if the light really stays off.
Dont change a lightbulb with out a safety net.
If you read of the dangers of drink! Give up reading.
Dont sniff the washing powder too hard, its not good for the nasal passage.
And under NO circumsatnces, no matter how they beg or plead…..NEVER EVER let a jehovahs witness into your home!