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Life is all about a*rse;
you’re either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one ….My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time
and trouble to send me “forwards” over the past 12 months. Thank you for
making me feel safe, secure, blessed and Healthy.Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat cr@p in the glue on
envelopes – cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to
seal an envelope.
Also, I scrub The top of every can I open for the same reason. Because
of
your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it I know it
can
remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pri cked
with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water
buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer eat KFC because their “chickens” are actually horrible
mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214
angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
forward
an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
I no longer have any money at all in fact – but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating
in their special on-line email program.Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will
now
return the favour! If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000
people
in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea
will
land on your head at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon. I know this will
occur
because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour’s
ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician.
DO IT NOW OR ELSE.
And Have a nice day!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Catch ya Later@fastcars wrote:
Life is all about a*rse;
you’re either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one ….:lol: very true !(in ur case……………wat a nice ar se………………………) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Gut feelings are rarely wrong…. :evil:
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
When that “I’ll just clean that one cupboard” feeling comes over you, grab a coffee, sit down and seriously consider what you are about to embark on ……….. 8 hours and 6 cupboards later, I really really wish I had taken my own advice! :lol:
WOW! -Even I don’t clean THAT much pml :lol:
[-X never open that *last* can.
I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!” -Homer J. Simpson
Dont do a 10 hour shift then think you can get every think done in 2 hours shopping :shock: because all you will do is get sore feet a bad back and 1 very moody hubby lol :roll: :shock: :P :wink:
When Someone needs to talk… they generally don’t need to know how YOUR day has been.
Proper preparation prevents poor performance
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