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During the war a soldier faithfully wrote to his mother every week so that she would know he was alright, until one week when she didn’t hear anything.
A few weeks later she recieved notification from the army saying he was being held in a prisoner of war camp. They assured her he was in no way being mistreated.
Sometime later she recieved a letter from her son saying he was alright and to please save the stamp for little Teddy. She was overjoyed to hear this news, but had no idea who little Teddy was.
She steamed the stamp off the letter and on the back were the words ” They have cut off my legs”.
That just freaks me right out!
reading that made me go cold
(mind you certain posts on here have during the last few weeks :wink: )LOL @ posts..if my evil twin had anything to do with that I will whoop her ass!
This one is so creepy it made me shiver:
A young boy was left at home for the first time , but he had his dog to protect him. He heard a news flash that an inmate had escaped from the local mental asylum and proceeded to lock all the windows and doors. Shortly after he went to bed but was kept awake by the sound of something dripping. He reached down to check his dog was there and sure enough the dog licked his hand.
In the morning he went to the bathroom and to his horror his dog was hanging from the shower blood dripping from his throat, on the mirror were the words ” people can lick too “.
EWWWWWWW…..I can’t stop reading them now
did you need stamps from a POW camp :?
Typical man..has to be all logical!
I was curious :lol:
Fatal Tan
It was the day before a couple’s wedding. The bride to be wanted to look beautiful in her white wedding dress so she went to a local salon to get a “healthy looking” tan. Afterward, she felt like she was still pretty pale so she lathered herself up with deep tanning lotion and visited every tanning salon in her town.The next day, right after the couple said “I do”, the bride fell over dead. The autopsy reported that her organs had been cooked ten times.
A group of young college women went to Florida for spring break. While there, one of them met the perfect man and fell madly in love. By the end of the week they were engaged but when spring break ended the girl had to fly home.
When they were saying goodbye at the airport, the man gave her a ring box in which she assumed was an engagement ring. When she got home, she excitedly told her family and friends all about “Mr. wonderful”, and with them gathered around her she opened the ring box, which contained a toy skeleton and a piece of paper which said “Welcome to the world of AIDS.”
During the wedding reception of a young couple, the guests decided to play a drunken game of hide and seek. It was decided that the groom was “it” and he eventually found everyone except his new bride.
The longer he searched the more frusturated he became and he was soon furious thinking she had left. He decided the game wasn’t funny anymore and went home without his bride. As weeks went by, he accepted that she’d had second thoughts and went on with her life so he did the same.
A few years later a cleaning lady dusted off an old trunk in the attic of the building where the reception had taken place, out of curiosity she opened it.
Inside the trunk was the rotted body of the missing bride who’d apparently became locked in the trunk she’d chosen to hide in. Whether she’d suffocated or starved was unknown, but her face was frozen in a scream.
Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The body was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and face mask.
A post-mortem examination revealed that the diver did not die from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. They found that, on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast – some 20 MILES away from the forest.
The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and emptied. The diver was scooped out of the ocean, into the bucket and dropped over the fire.
Apparently, he extinguished exactly 1.78m (5’10”) of the fire.
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