Unused???

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to

a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me a

faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a

divorce straight away!”

And he replied: “Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you

what happened”

“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to

me!”

And he began: “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this

young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and

defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I

noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I

brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,

the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The

poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw

them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have

had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight. I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t

wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the

expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair like

them..”

He took a quick breath and continued: “She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me

with tears in her eyes and said
“do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’