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@Sgt Pepper wrote:
More a sailor type myself , but I suppose this pilot guy could umm.. pull it off 8-[
Providing he spreads more than his wings :roll:SHIP AHOY
ALL THE NICE GIRLS LOVE A SAILOR
A J MILL & B SCOTT (1909)When the man o’ war or merchant ship comes sailing into port
The jolly tar with joy, will sing out, Land Ahoy!
With his pockets full of money and a parrot in a cage
He smiles at all the pretty girls upon the landing stage…All the nice girls love a sailor
All the nice girls love a tar
For there’s something about a sailor
(Well you know what sailors are!)
Bright and breezy, free and easy,
He’s the ladies’ pride and joy!
He falls in love with Kate and Jane, then he’s off to sea again,
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!He will spend his money freely, and he’s generous to his pals,
While Jack has got a sou, there’s half of it for you,
And it’s just the same in love and war, he goes through with a smile,
And you can trust a sailor, he’s a white man (meaning: honest man) all the while!All the nice girls love a sailor
All the nice girls love a tar
For there’s something about a sailor
(Well you know what sailors are!)
Bright and breezy, free and easy,
He’s the ladies’ pride and joy!
He falls in love with Kate and Jane, then he’s off to sea again,
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
More a sailor type myself , but I suppose this pilot guy could umm.. pull it off 8-[
Providing he spreads more than his wings :roll:oh shit :shock:
:D Esme x
:wink: Pete x
Cas wrote:The Chief Inspector wrote:Cas wrote:The Chief Inspector wrote:vampyre wrote:is actualluyuk pilot aka sneaky aka wotever so chief inspector why lie hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and as for the pic of me enough folks have seen me so heyho bye bye now loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrI’m not Sneaky aka UK Pilot. Keep guessing Vamps!
Doesn’t make you any less a p rick! :roll:
I’m not a p rick – keep guessing. At the rate you are going, Cas, membership to the Guild of Sad and Delusional Women is yours – absolutely free!
And why on earth would anyone want to impersonate you??
Get over yourself – you’re nothing special.
Wooooooooohooooo free membership, I always wanted free membership to something :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
As for being nothing special, I never claimed to be sweetie. Wasn’t it over 6ft you told me, slim, nice looking………..well having seen yr pic now, i’d have said short, fat, bald n feckin ugly,,,,,I repeat,,,,,,,Paul Daniels dad!!! cya loser :wink:
Hey Cas – I’m not UK Pilot aka Sneaky! lol I am someone totally different lol, so calm down dear!
Oh Cas Why do you need to lie are you yet another sad twat from the S & D Brigade. I have NEVER spoken to you nor have I any wish too.
Join the rest of the Lemmings but please try to make your postings more factual or if not at least humourous .
Now Piss off go cyber Pete or Pats of whoever it is you’re shagging at this time.exfookinscuse………meeeeeeee.the only one i cyber is sunny :P cas aint my type. 8) :wink:
@ukpilot wrote:
Oh Cas Why do you need to lie are you yet another sad fish from the S & D Brigade. I have NEVER spoken to you nor have I any wish too.
Join the rest of the Lemmings but please try to make your postings more factual or if not at least humourous .
Now cheap wine off go cyber Pete or Pats of whoever it is you’re shagging at this time.I hope you dont talk to your passengers like that cap’n!
“good morning passengers, this is your captain speaking… if you look out the left window you will see some terribly sad fish….. now lets make this journey as pleasant as possible, would passengers please refrain from the cheap wine… and also cybering. If cybering does occur we will be forced to make an emergency landing and there are too many lemmings around today for it to be safe….
enjoy your flight…”
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@sharongooner wrote:
@ukpilot wrote:
Oh Cas Why do you need to lie are you yet another sad fish from the S & D Brigade. I have NEVER spoken to you nor have I any wish too.
Join the rest of the Lemmings but please try to make your postings more factual or if not at least humourous .
Now cheap wine off go cyber Pete or Pats of whoever it is you’re shagging at this time.I hope you dont talk to your passengers like that cap’n!
“good morning passengers, this is your captain speaking… if you look out the left window you will see some terribly sad fish….. now lets make this journey as pleasant as possible, would passengers please refrain from the cheap wine… and also cybering. If cybering does occur we will be forced to make an emergency landing and there are too many lemmings around today for it to be safe….
enjoy your flight…”
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Captain Birdseye more like !!
Passengers ???? This must be another rumour that an Has Been intends to start.
Ask yourself who did I last cyber shag and are they likely to keep their mouths shut about it?? You’d be suprised who is saying what about who BUT as soon as I finish the who shagged who list I’ll be pleased to post it along with E-mail addresses Phone Numbers and some very gruesome picture of the JC top ten Sad & Delusionals.I love the expression “My Hubby doesn’t understand me thats why I come here”
OR
“I looking for fun cos my sex life is non existent”Why not admit that most of you are obese ugly old has beens that couldn’t bribe a blind man to shag you. Although I hear Pats or Pete aren’t too particular who they shag.
why not save up your benefits and attend the Next Meat Market, now although you might need a dog licence I’m told Superteddie Sue or Welsh Fem , Soul Babes though past their sell by dates are still up for a bit of the belly slapping and in on the ripples routine.
Now have fun ya hear ! Missing you not !
I have a confession …..
I’m obese and ugly!!
(Do I have to say Hail Marys or owt or is that it? Sorted like?)
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